More t-shirts I need!

[minus70mv]

I really need this shirt:
http://p4cmtshirts.bigcartel.com/product/ex-masturbator-men-women
Ex-masturbator!!!! Yeah, because, you know, I can quit anytime I want. Really, I can!
Bonus points if you caption this picture:

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