minusbaby
Nov 10, 2007 12:06
Dad: You want to be a rapper, right?
Will: Yeah.
Dad: Get a job at Macy's wrapping gifts.
Me: Yeah, then maybe you'll meet a human beat box.
minusbaby
Nov 06, 2007 17:55
A family friend dropped by while I was preparing a lasagna. "Whatcha cookin', Richie?" she asked. Knowing that it was obvious I was making a lasagna, I answered, "dead donkey's dick smothered in underwear. Special recipe." "Sounds good to me," she roared. "When will it be ready?"
minusbaby
Oct 20, 2007 23:04
- 14:59 I've found a new use for my photographs of raps stars and whatnot - Wikipedia entries! #
- 15:03 I could go for some spicy, shrimp wonton soup. Oh yeah: tinyurl.com/27klfg #
- 22:22 @ newyork808 Coffee! #
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minusbaby
Oct 19, 2007 23:06
- 19:08 Wondering why Twitter decided to make their site look ugly. #
- 21:22 Making arroz con habichuelas coloradas. There's half a pound of turkey in the fridge; I think I'll fry it up right. #
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