Comments | minute_of_angle: I <3 My Job

minute_of_angle

I <3 My Job

Feb 03, 2007 03:50

So, my minions have been running amok lately, and I was staring down the barrel of about three administrative investigations that need to be done yesterday. Nothing at all bad happened, my little misguided children have been a terror upon the evil-doers, but being a terror upon the evil-doers generates paperwork for supervisors. So, my gameplan for ( Read more... )

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sephiroth9611 February 3 2007, 15:50:45 UTC

Cops is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement.

All suspects are innocent until proven guilty of bad musical taste.

minute_of_angle February 4 2007, 02:14:02 UTC

The song is actually very good. That opening guitar riff is just infectious.

duinlas February 3 2007, 18:52:45 UTC

Dude. Stop this paperwork crap. You need to really start fighting evil-doers and criminals.

Do it by faking your own death. Of course someone has to die in the firey wreckage, that should be a gang leader. Once your new house is blown up you and your wife will live underground in a secret lair. She will have to learn to sew so she should start now. You will need a costume that inspires good people and strikes fear in the hearts of bad people. You also need big muscles, so you should start training now.

You'll need to build a special vehicle that can fly, drive, and go underground from anywhere. So you should start building that now.

By June you should be ready. I'll make your theme song.

minute_of_angle February 4 2007, 02:11:12 UTC

You are the next Jerry Bruckheimer.

ellie February 4 2007, 04:12:17 UTC

Dunna dunnu dunna BATMAN! *insert captions of "POW" and "BLAM"*

whitherthen February 3 2007, 23:26:06 UTC

*narrows eyes*

minute_of_angle February 4 2007, 02:10:20 UTC

BEST.

ICON.

EVAR.