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[minuteman32]

The Everything Test
There are many different types of tests on the internet today. Personality tests, purity tests, stereotype tests, political tests. But now, there is one test to rule them all.

Traditionally, online tests would ask certain questions about your musical tastes or clothing for a stereotype, your experiences for a purity test, or

Comments

[porque_pig]

I was like, "Socialist! Psh!" And then I took the test and got the same thing. Alas.

[minuteman32]

Yeah, because Socialism is the right answer.

[porque_pig]

Oh, ok.

[commodore1941]

No, everyone dead is the right answer.