So
hc_bingo opened for signups! AND CLEARLY I do not have enough ridiculously self-indulgent h/c fic as it is! Clearly. ...yeah, I signed up.
Opposite of a good idea, I am just saying.
accidental mating for life
hunger / starvation
loss of possessions
prostitution
natural disasters
therapy
abuse
exhaustion
apocalypse
blood loss
toothache
fever / delirium
WILD CARD
nightmares
magical trouble
hugs
extortion
poisoning
head trauma
pandemics and epidemics
hazing
scars
fall from grace
insomnia
hospital stay