HOW TO WITH SUPER JUNIOR
073. Milshakes
eunhyuk/leeteuk | crack | oneshot | 647 words | r
How to Make a Eunhyuk Milkshake with Leeteuk:
You’ll need a few ingredients first, so make sure you have them before you begin!
The first ingredient you’ll need is milk. Leeteuk searched the cupboards of the dorm, and found some milk. There were also bottles of untouched banana milk; he bought them for the members that wanted them, but for some reason they never got drunk. He sighed and pulled them out, wondering what kind of flavour it would turn out to be. There was also chocolate and skim milk, and took them out.
Secondly, you’ll need some fruits. The leader found some strawberries - Eunhyuk loved those - and some bananas to add to the banana milk flavour. He washed them, taking the greens off of the strawberries and peeled the bananas, cutting them in little pieces. He popped a banana in his mouth, sucking on the taste and smiling.
Thirdly, you’ll need a blender. Leeteuk had one of those. He pulled it up from one of the cupboards, putting the cord into the socket and dropping the fruits and putting the milk in so that it filled up three-fourths of the blender. But there is one part of the blender you don’t need - the top.
In the end, Leeteuk was going to enjoy a strawberry banana Eunhyuk milkshake with a bit of chocolate sauce (‘because he loved chocolate).
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The steps to making a Eunhyuk milkshake are very straightforward.
First, fill up the blender with all the goodies you want. Leeteuk checked it off the list, smiling.
Then, make sure that the kitchen is closed off, and Donghae won’t be popping in for a snack. Or Ryeowook will come in, saying he’s going to make dinner for Yesung like he likes to. Ryeowook was out with Henry, and wouldn’t be back until late that evening, and Donghae was tied up and thrown into the closet in Shindong’s room. “You aren’t interrupting us.”
When Leeteuk wanted a milkshake - he didn’t want anyone disturbing him.
Thirdly, get Eunhyuk. It was easy to do, he already knew where he was, watching the video game between Sungmin and Kyuhyun, while ‘reading a book’ as he told the fans - which was him pretty much flipping through the upside down book pretending. He peeked through the kitchen door, smiling, and tapped the handle.
“Eunhyuk! Want a milkshake?” he asked, trying his best to hide the anticipation in his voice. Eunhyuk’s shoulders shrugged, not turning around from his book (the TV screen). “What flavour is it?”
“Strawberry banana,” Leeteuk answered, his fingers tapping impatiently on the door frame. Sungmin turned around, getting screams from Kyuhyun - ‘If we’re going to play on the same team you have to pay attention!’ - and smiled up at his Hyung.
“Can I get one too?” he asked cutely, getting slapped on the shoulder by Kyuhyun - ‘Ah, we’re losing! Sungmin-Hyung! Sungmin, pay attention to the game!’ - blinking adorably like a cat in a movie trying to get what it wanted. Leeteuk shook his head, “Hyukkie has been doing quite a lot lately, and he deserves a milkshake. And I think Kyu wants you to pay attention.”
Sungmin, deflated, turned around, facing the TV screen again. “Thanks, Teukie!” Kyuhyun called back when the kill points were rising back to their normal number. Eunhyuk, after hearing the word strawberry - sprang up, eagerly following his Hyung like a puppy.
“It isn’t made yet?” Eunhyuk asked, pointing at the blender. “Oh!” Leeteuk turned around, apologizing, and pressed the ‘mix’ button on the blender. And like the instructions said, he didn’t put the top on. “Hyung!” Eunhyuk called out, only to get some strawberry in his mouth.
The last step is to clean it up. Leeteuk and Eunhyuk like this part the best, because a lot of it gets on their shirts and necks - and tongues cleaned things up better than mops did.
013. Watermelon
siwon/kyuhyun | slight!smut | oneshot | r | 466 words
How to Make a Fruit Platter with Siwon:
There are only two things you need for a fruit platter, fruits and a bowl or plate to put them on.
The only problem was, Siwon soon realized, that he only had watermelon. He scowled, wondering what happened to the strawberries and bananas that used to be there. Cursing at Eunhyuk for eating them all, he put the watermelon out onto a cutting table, cutting them slowly. He didn’t pull out a bowl or a plate.
Once he finished cutting the pieces up, he carried the cutting board to the dinner table. He had made sure that the table was cleaned properly, and would be cleaned once he was finished. He popped some watermelon in his mouth, smiling at the taste, before stripping of everything but his boxers. Siwon slowly rose onto the table, using the watermelon to make a line headed to a very special part of his body.
Kyuhyun, who didn’t have a schedule that day, would be coming out soon to get his usual StarCraft snacks. Siwon smiled and lay perfectly still as he heard the kitchen door swing open, footsteps soon following. The maknae, humming along to the song playing from his earphones, almost fell to the floor when his eyes fell on Choi Siwon.
“Siwon!” Kyuhyun screamed, disgusted. “What are you doing? Is this some sick ‘going away’ present for Heechul?”
Siwon chuckled, feeling the juice of the watermelon run down his abdomen. “Hey Kyu, want some watermelon? It’s awkward laying here, the juice running down, and not having someone clean it up,” Siwon said, moaning when the liquid ran down his boxers.
The maknae went from one foot to the other, weighing the options. “Kyu,” Siwon groaned, making the youngest jump up, and it wasn’t long before he was picking the watermelons off his chest.
“No, it’s the juice,” Siwon said, nodding down to the river that had been created. Kyuhyun rolled his eyes, trying to cup up the juice, but it wasn’t working and making his fingers sticky.
“Lick it.”
“You’re sick, you know that?” Kyu asked, before connecting his lips to the flesh, sucking the juice up that went down to his lips. He licked up his abs, feeling the folds underneath his tongue, before catching the drops down Siwon’s waistband.
He popped another watermelon in his mouth, only eating half so that the rest went down his arms. Kyuhyun happily lapped it up, enjoying the combination of juice, sweat, and Siwon’s special body cream that smelled like coco butter.
Kyuhyun’s tongue dipped underneath his boxers, sucking the juice up with a smirk on his face. The two finished the rest of the watermelon, sucking up the juice. Siwon licked the drops from underneath Kyuhyun’s chin, humming into the skin.
053. Cake
sungmin/donghae | fluff | g | oneshot | 360 words
How to Make a Donghae Cake with Sungmin:
You need a lot of ingredients for this one. Like eggs, milk, cake batter, whip cream, strawberries, and most importantly, you need Donghae.
Sungmin had already made the cake - and it was huge - for Donghae’s birthday. As Sungmin had predicated - well Kyuhyun did all that math stuff, he wasn’t that smart - it would be the perfect size for Donghae. Now, the only thing he had to do was get Fishy.
It was easy, really. He had gotten Eunhyuk and Junsu to take him out for the day, giving him time to make the cake and add decorations. Ryeowook was more than eager to help make it, and Zhou Mi licked the bowl at the end, loving the chocolate icing (and how much Kyuhyun was looking at him). They moved the cake to Sungmin and Kyuhyun’s room, and when Donghae, Eunhyuk and Junsu returned, the kitchen was clean.
They waited until Donghae was asleep, before Siwon and Shindong carried him to Sungmin’s room, being very skilled at keeping him asleep. They dropped him slowly inside the cake, and Ryeowook and Sungmin decorated it with whip cream, icing, and strawberries. They had trouble getting Eunhyuk to not take them off.
“Omo, Aliens!” Hae cried from inside the cake. He heard familiar laughing from outside and it took him half a second to realize who it was, Sungmin. “Sungmin! Get me out of here,” he said, afraid to punch the sides.
Sungmin chuckled, running a finger off the icing. “Start eating, babe,” he said, licking the icing and whip cream off. Donghae, who loved eating as much as he did singing and dancing, started eating. “CAKE!” he screamed, remembering the taste and chomped down even more.
Minnie was slower, taking small bites, savouring the taste, the chocolate flavour running down his throat. It took a few minutes, but their lips touched.
They ate Donghae out, leaving the other members to eat their cake. Sungmin smiled, filling his mouth with whip cream and allowing Donghae to kiss it out. “Thanks for making me such a good cake.”
He laughed, “It’s okay, Fishy cakes are my favourite.”
eunhyuk/leeteuk | crack | oneshot | 647 words | r
How to Make a Eunhyuk Milkshake with Leeteuk:
You’ll need a few ingredients first, so make sure you have them before you begin!
The first ingredient you’ll need is milk. Leeteuk searched the cupboards of the dorm, and found some milk. There were also bottles of untouched banana milk; he bought them for the members that wanted them, but for some reason they never got drunk. He sighed and pulled them out, wondering what kind of flavour it would turn out to be. There was also chocolate and skim milk, and took them out.
Secondly, you’ll need some fruits. The leader found some strawberries - Eunhyuk loved those - and some bananas to add to the banana milk flavour. He washed them, taking the greens off of the strawberries and peeled the bananas, cutting them in little pieces. He popped a banana in his mouth, sucking on the taste and smiling.
Thirdly, you’ll need a blender. Leeteuk had one of those. He pulled it up from one of the cupboards, putting the cord into the socket and dropping the fruits and putting the milk in so that it filled up three-fourths of the blender. But there is one part of the blender you don’t need - the top.
In the end, Leeteuk was going to enjoy a strawberry banana Eunhyuk milkshake with a bit of chocolate sauce (‘because he loved chocolate).
- -
The steps to making a Eunhyuk milkshake are very straightforward.
First, fill up the blender with all the goodies you want. Leeteuk checked it off the list, smiling.
Then, make sure that the kitchen is closed off, and Donghae won’t be popping in for a snack. Or Ryeowook will come in, saying he’s going to make dinner for Yesung like he likes to. Ryeowook was out with Henry, and wouldn’t be back until late that evening, and Donghae was tied up and thrown into the closet in Shindong’s room. “You aren’t interrupting us.”
When Leeteuk wanted a milkshake - he didn’t want anyone disturbing him.
Thirdly, get Eunhyuk. It was easy to do, he already knew where he was, watching the video game between Sungmin and Kyuhyun, while ‘reading a book’ as he told the fans - which was him pretty much flipping through the upside down book pretending. He peeked through the kitchen door, smiling, and tapped the handle.
“Eunhyuk! Want a milkshake?” he asked, trying his best to hide the anticipation in his voice. Eunhyuk’s shoulders shrugged, not turning around from his book (the TV screen). “What flavour is it?”
“Strawberry banana,” Leeteuk answered, his fingers tapping impatiently on the door frame. Sungmin turned around, getting screams from Kyuhyun - ‘If we’re going to play on the same team you have to pay attention!’ - and smiled up at his Hyung.
“Can I get one too?” he asked cutely, getting slapped on the shoulder by Kyuhyun - ‘Ah, we’re losing! Sungmin-Hyung! Sungmin, pay attention to the game!’ - blinking adorably like a cat in a movie trying to get what it wanted. Leeteuk shook his head, “Hyukkie has been doing quite a lot lately, and he deserves a milkshake. And I think Kyu wants you to pay attention.”
Sungmin, deflated, turned around, facing the TV screen again. “Thanks, Teukie!” Kyuhyun called back when the kill points were rising back to their normal number. Eunhyuk, after hearing the word strawberry - sprang up, eagerly following his Hyung like a puppy.
“It isn’t made yet?” Eunhyuk asked, pointing at the blender. “Oh!” Leeteuk turned around, apologizing, and pressed the ‘mix’ button on the blender. And like the instructions said, he didn’t put the top on. “Hyung!” Eunhyuk called out, only to get some strawberry in his mouth.
The last step is to clean it up. Leeteuk and Eunhyuk like this part the best, because a lot of it gets on their shirts and necks - and tongues cleaned things up better than mops did.
013. Watermelon
siwon/kyuhyun | slight!smut | oneshot | r | 466 words
How to Make a Fruit Platter with Siwon:
There are only two things you need for a fruit platter, fruits and a bowl or plate to put them on.
The only problem was, Siwon soon realized, that he only had watermelon. He scowled, wondering what happened to the strawberries and bananas that used to be there. Cursing at Eunhyuk for eating them all, he put the watermelon out onto a cutting table, cutting them slowly. He didn’t pull out a bowl or a plate.
Once he finished cutting the pieces up, he carried the cutting board to the dinner table. He had made sure that the table was cleaned properly, and would be cleaned once he was finished. He popped some watermelon in his mouth, smiling at the taste, before stripping of everything but his boxers. Siwon slowly rose onto the table, using the watermelon to make a line headed to a very special part of his body.
Kyuhyun, who didn’t have a schedule that day, would be coming out soon to get his usual StarCraft snacks. Siwon smiled and lay perfectly still as he heard the kitchen door swing open, footsteps soon following. The maknae, humming along to the song playing from his earphones, almost fell to the floor when his eyes fell on Choi Siwon.
“Siwon!” Kyuhyun screamed, disgusted. “What are you doing? Is this some sick ‘going away’ present for Heechul?”
Siwon chuckled, feeling the juice of the watermelon run down his abdomen. “Hey Kyu, want some watermelon? It’s awkward laying here, the juice running down, and not having someone clean it up,” Siwon said, moaning when the liquid ran down his boxers.
The maknae went from one foot to the other, weighing the options. “Kyu,” Siwon groaned, making the youngest jump up, and it wasn’t long before he was picking the watermelons off his chest.
“No, it’s the juice,” Siwon said, nodding down to the river that had been created. Kyuhyun rolled his eyes, trying to cup up the juice, but it wasn’t working and making his fingers sticky.
“Lick it.”
“You’re sick, you know that?” Kyu asked, before connecting his lips to the flesh, sucking the juice up that went down to his lips. He licked up his abs, feeling the folds underneath his tongue, before catching the drops down Siwon’s waistband.
He popped another watermelon in his mouth, only eating half so that the rest went down his arms. Kyuhyun happily lapped it up, enjoying the combination of juice, sweat, and Siwon’s special body cream that smelled like coco butter.
Kyuhyun’s tongue dipped underneath his boxers, sucking the juice up with a smirk on his face. The two finished the rest of the watermelon, sucking up the juice. Siwon licked the drops from underneath Kyuhyun’s chin, humming into the skin.
053. Cake
sungmin/donghae | fluff | g | oneshot | 360 words
How to Make a Donghae Cake with Sungmin:
You need a lot of ingredients for this one. Like eggs, milk, cake batter, whip cream, strawberries, and most importantly, you need Donghae.
Sungmin had already made the cake - and it was huge - for Donghae’s birthday. As Sungmin had predicated - well Kyuhyun did all that math stuff, he wasn’t that smart - it would be the perfect size for Donghae. Now, the only thing he had to do was get Fishy.
It was easy, really. He had gotten Eunhyuk and Junsu to take him out for the day, giving him time to make the cake and add decorations. Ryeowook was more than eager to help make it, and Zhou Mi licked the bowl at the end, loving the chocolate icing (and how much Kyuhyun was looking at him). They moved the cake to Sungmin and Kyuhyun’s room, and when Donghae, Eunhyuk and Junsu returned, the kitchen was clean.
They waited until Donghae was asleep, before Siwon and Shindong carried him to Sungmin’s room, being very skilled at keeping him asleep. They dropped him slowly inside the cake, and Ryeowook and Sungmin decorated it with whip cream, icing, and strawberries. They had trouble getting Eunhyuk to not take them off.
“Omo, Aliens!” Hae cried from inside the cake. He heard familiar laughing from outside and it took him half a second to realize who it was, Sungmin. “Sungmin! Get me out of here,” he said, afraid to punch the sides.
Sungmin chuckled, running a finger off the icing. “Start eating, babe,” he said, licking the icing and whip cream off. Donghae, who loved eating as much as he did singing and dancing, started eating. “CAKE!” he screamed, remembering the taste and chomped down even more.
Minnie was slower, taking small bites, savouring the taste, the chocolate flavour running down his throat. It took a few minutes, but their lips touched.
They ate Donghae out, leaving the other members to eat their cake. Sungmin smiled, filling his mouth with whip cream and allowing Donghae to kiss it out. “Thanks for making me such a good cake.”
He laughed, “It’s okay, Fishy cakes are my favourite.”