I'm a free bitch, baby.

[aronnax]

I'm a free bitch, baby.
2338 words; gen/bandfic/ninja-qmi; crack. nonsensical.
Han Geng files a lawsuit, and it's the end of the world. (please don't kill me.)

( When everything suddenly turns dark, Shindong pokes Eunhyuk in the forehead. "You broke it," Shindong says. )