Coffee
Title: Coffee
Author: Redeim
Rating: PG for some mild swearing.
Pairing: Can be viewed as YehTeuk if you want…
Summary: YeSung finds out about us fans constantly making “Yeffee”…
Also… I apologize for the shortness… I don’t even usually write fics like this, but this all you people have seen of my stuffs.
I swear one day I will have an awesome beyond awesome long fanfic for you all. ♥
“Hey YeSung.”
“Hmm?”
“Come see what I found.”
YeSung grabbed onto his Starbucks, going over to the computer.
“Look.”
“What the heck is a Yeffee?”
“You and coffee.”
“I don’t even like coffee.”
Both men looked down at the drink in the younger singer’s hand.
“This is a caramel blended frappuchino with no whip and two shots espresso.”
“You like coffee.”
“I don’t.”
LeeTeuk opened the link to the fanfic.
“Why the heck would I be in love with coffee? What pairing is this anyway?”
“Yeffee with a side couple of EunHae, KangTe-hey! Man I’m tired of that… Ye…Min. Oh… and KiHae.” LeeTeuk read off.
“SungSung.” LeeTeuk looked at the coffee wielding man. “What?” LeeTeuk asked incredulously. YeSung kept a straight face.
“SungSung. SungMin said it was ‘cuter’ that way… then he proceeded to mention that I only act cute around him and otherwise I’m emo.” LeeTeuk just nodded slowly as he started reading through the fan fiction.
“What the hell?”
“What now?”
“Has DongHae ever tried searching for aliens?”
“Yes.” LeeTeuk once again gave YeSung a look.
“He was running around the house saying aliens interfered with his favorite song… what was it? That song by that American guy…”
“Sexy Back?”
“Yeah, that headache…”
“Continue.”
“Anyway.. He said he heard voices coming through the static and that they must have been aliens trying to communicate with him.”
“And?”
“I tried to tell him it was probably just another station interfering, but he wouldn’t hear it and insisted it must have been aliens.”
LeeTeuk raised an eyebrow. “Really now?” YeSung nodded, sipping his coffee while still giving the leader a straight face.
LeeTeuk sat back in his chair.
“Why is it fans know more by accident than I do by living with you guys?”
“Not everything they say is real… Last week I read a fic where you and I were in high school and in love. I was a photographer.”
LeeTeuk raised his eyebrow for a third time.
“You read yaoi?” He asked, giving YeSung a weird look.
“I never said it was yaoi. I’m just interested in the many different pairings fans have…”
“And?” LeeTeuk asked for the second time that night.
“KiHae got popular after the movie released. So did ShiWook. Thank god it’s no longer YeWook.” LeeTeuk crossed his arms. He didn’t understand what made YeSung so uncomfortable with that considering YeWook was real back when they first debuted.
“Also… much more KangInxPanda popping up.”
“What. The. Hell?” LeeTeuk asked as YeSung took a sip of his coffee.
“Why can’t I escape KangIn? I’ve tried everything. We haven’t done any fan service for a while now.”
“I know… Fans are complaining. Writing more KangTeuk to make up for it.”
LeeTeuk put his head in his hands, just being told his attempt to stop KangTeuk only made it worse.
“What… Can I do?” LeeTeuk whined. YeSung patted him on the shoulder.
“Want to get some coffee?”
“You so like it.”
“Hate it. This isn’t coffee.”
“Is so.”
Dedicated to Alohdark because yes, it is the Aperture trilogy I have YeSung speak of.
Also, to the people who read this.
All the way.
Because seriously. This hurt my brain to write this kind of crack.
Let alone do I want to read it. XP
Author: Redeim
Rating: PG for some mild swearing.
Pairing: Can be viewed as YehTeuk if you want…
Summary: YeSung finds out about us fans constantly making “Yeffee”…
Also… I apologize for the shortness… I don’t even usually write fics like this, but this all you people have seen of my stuffs.
I swear one day I will have an awesome beyond awesome long fanfic for you all. ♥
“Hey YeSung.”
“Hmm?”
“Come see what I found.”
YeSung grabbed onto his Starbucks, going over to the computer.
“Look.”
“What the heck is a Yeffee?”
“You and coffee.”
“I don’t even like coffee.”
Both men looked down at the drink in the younger singer’s hand.
“This is a caramel blended frappuchino with no whip and two shots espresso.”
“You like coffee.”
“I don’t.”
LeeTeuk opened the link to the fanfic.
“Why the heck would I be in love with coffee? What pairing is this anyway?”
“Yeffee with a side couple of EunHae, KangTe-hey! Man I’m tired of that… Ye…Min. Oh… and KiHae.” LeeTeuk read off.
“SungSung.” LeeTeuk looked at the coffee wielding man. “What?” LeeTeuk asked incredulously. YeSung kept a straight face.
“SungSung. SungMin said it was ‘cuter’ that way… then he proceeded to mention that I only act cute around him and otherwise I’m emo.” LeeTeuk just nodded slowly as he started reading through the fan fiction.
“What the hell?”
“What now?”
“Has DongHae ever tried searching for aliens?”
“Yes.” LeeTeuk once again gave YeSung a look.
“He was running around the house saying aliens interfered with his favorite song… what was it? That song by that American guy…”
“Sexy Back?”
“Yeah, that headache…”
“Continue.”
“Anyway.. He said he heard voices coming through the static and that they must have been aliens trying to communicate with him.”
“And?”
“I tried to tell him it was probably just another station interfering, but he wouldn’t hear it and insisted it must have been aliens.”
LeeTeuk raised an eyebrow. “Really now?” YeSung nodded, sipping his coffee while still giving the leader a straight face.
LeeTeuk sat back in his chair.
“Why is it fans know more by accident than I do by living with you guys?”
“Not everything they say is real… Last week I read a fic where you and I were in high school and in love. I was a photographer.”
LeeTeuk raised his eyebrow for a third time.
“You read yaoi?” He asked, giving YeSung a weird look.
“I never said it was yaoi. I’m just interested in the many different pairings fans have…”
“And?” LeeTeuk asked for the second time that night.
“KiHae got popular after the movie released. So did ShiWook. Thank god it’s no longer YeWook.” LeeTeuk crossed his arms. He didn’t understand what made YeSung so uncomfortable with that considering YeWook was real back when they first debuted.
“Also… much more KangInxPanda popping up.”
“What. The. Hell?” LeeTeuk asked as YeSung took a sip of his coffee.
“Why can’t I escape KangIn? I’ve tried everything. We haven’t done any fan service for a while now.”
“I know… Fans are complaining. Writing more KangTeuk to make up for it.”
LeeTeuk put his head in his hands, just being told his attempt to stop KangTeuk only made it worse.
“What… Can I do?” LeeTeuk whined. YeSung patted him on the shoulder.
“Want to get some coffee?”
“You so like it.”
“Hate it. This isn’t coffee.”
“Is so.”
Dedicated to Alohdark because yes, it is the Aperture trilogy I have YeSung speak of.
Also, to the people who read this.
All the way.
Because seriously. This hurt my brain to write this kind of crack.
Let alone do I want to read it. XP