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Title: So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”) - Part One
Author: sunflower_petal
Pairing: Read to find out. ;D
Fandom: Super Junior!
Length: 1/?
Rating/Warning: Uhh… I recommend that this is PG. It’s kind of weird.
A/N: This was kind of inspired by the manhwa “Boy Princess”. I read from #4-7 last night and I laughed my arse off for most of it. Ahhh… Korean things are so hilarious. I hope that it’s okay.
:: The Story: told in first person by… you’ll find out. ::
The sound of soft snoring filled the room as the door creaked shut. I crept slowly and quietly through the room making my way to my own bed. I tried to be as quiet as possible but the information I had just found out was too much to contain my excitement. I had already spent half an hour spazzing out to myself out in the living where no one would hear me and I thought I had calmed down. Apparently not.
I accidentally let out a squeal and the sound of snoring stopped and was replaced by quiet murmuring. I quickly jumped into bed and hid under the covers. He was not going to be happy if I woke him up at this time of night. I waited, blood rushing, in fear of the moment where I’d be ripped to shreds. All that happened was the sound of snoring resuming.
The next morning I woke up late. It was 11am. Too late for breakfast but too early for lunch. I groggily sat up, yawned and rubbed my eyes. I was taken aback when I saw Heechul sitting next to my bed, merely staring at me. “-big yawn- Hi hyung… what’re you doing there?” I resisted the urge to go back to sleep. “You woke me up, you brat. It was 3.30 in the morning, and you woke me up. What were you doing up so late?” There was no sign of resentment in his eyes, but his voice was full of malice. Heechul hated to be disturbed during his beauty sleep. “The sound you produced practically burst my ear drums! You have to do something for me to make it up to me.” I was too scared to refuse him his offer. One of the worst things he could do was stop talking to me. Or if he still talked to me but in a manner that was so distant and cold that he might as well not have said anything. I… like him too much to let something like that happen.
“I need you to deliver a note. It’s for my one true love, so you better not screw it up, Sungmin. You have to make sure he gets it.” He poked me with force on my chest. “If you screw up… I’ll leave Super Junior. You got that?” His threat was harmless. I grinned. “I’ve got it, hyung! Can I read it now?” He looked at me incredulously. “What makes you think it’s you? Aish, sometimes I worry about you. It’s for…” He trailed off as that person walked past us and gave us a friendly smile and wave. When he was safely out of hearing range, Heechul continued. “…him. He‘s just so dreamy, isn‘t he? BAHAHAHA I sound like a star crossed lover. (_ _”) Now go deliver it to him.” He pushed me, quite harshly in the direction that he went. “Go now, or you’ll lose him.” His eyes narrowed. “Or do you dare defy me?”
:: Heechul’s Train of Thought ::
Sungmin is stupid. He is pink and cute but stupid. Stupid, stupid, stupid! He really is an idiot. I don’t know why Ryeowook loves him so much. The poor kid can’t see that Sungmin is infatuated with the most handsome AND beautiful person in the UNIVERSE. Me. -big grin-
I’ve had many a talk with young Wookah, but he just doesn’t seem to understand me. “Move on from Sungmin and focus on Yesung. He’s hot. Sungmin is not.” He just looked at me with those puppy dog eyes and said very meekly. “But I don’t like Yesung, hyung… I like Sungmin.” Aish, but no one is allowed to have Sungmin. If he starts to date, he’ll really turn into a girl! Or maybe that’s what Ryeowook secretly wants. Mwahaha! What a cunning young boy…
But no. I promised Jungsu that I would protect Sungmin and stop him from dating. Super Junior can’t be a boy band + 1 girl. (_ _”) Sooman hyung would kill us. Ah, so you see, I had a plan of my own. I would trick Sungmin into thinking that I liked… who should I pick? It would be too mean if I picked Ryeowook. (_ _”) -light bulb!- JONGWOON. Like I told Ryeowook, Yesung is HOT. Sungmin is sure to feel inadequate if I, the love of his life, went for someone so smoulderingly sexy that he’ll just give up because he’s more cute than anything else and just can’t compare to Yesung’s extreme rugged handsomeness. Am I actually starting to like Jongwoon?
…
…nah.
My heart… my heart belongs… only to me. >8D
BUT MY POINT IS. Fear and hurting is the way to go! Sungmin will be so hurt, that he’ll stay single forever and in turn, also stay a man. I wonder if he knows that he’ll turn into a woman if he has his first kiss. Aish, why do I care? …I want some ramen. (_ _”)
:: Sungmin’s Train of Thought ::
I don’t want to deliver the note to Yesungie. The note is meant for me! TToTT OH HEECHUL, WHY DO YOU TORTURE ME SO? It’s because… you don’t want me to be a woman, do you? Yes, that’s right! The information I had found out last night, from Teukie hyung, was that I’d turn into a woman after my first kiss. I’m practically a woman anyway…
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It makes sense though right? I like pink. I like bunnies. I like cooking. What more is there? And I’m just so adorable. I’d make the prettiest woman ever. And Heechul would actually date me because he’s really not gay. And you see, -punches fist into the air-, this is why I want to be a woman. SO I CAN DATE HEECHUL.
I’ll tell you about how I “gave the note” to Yesung:
“SUNGIE!!” I ran up to him and hugged him but I really wanted to slit his throat. “I have something for you!” I beamed and grabbed his head and smooshed my lips onto his. A puff of smoke appeared and I suddenly felt quite strange. My hair was halfway down my back, long, flowing and oh so smooth and silky. I looked down at my chest. HOMGWTFBBQ. I HAVE BOOBS. Yesung was taken aback and seriously RAN away from me, calling for Teukie hyung… oppa… and wondering what the hell was going on.
:DDD I HAVE BOOBS!! NOW HEECHUL IS MINE. >8D -dances-
But I hope Eunhyuk doesn’t try to make a move on me first.
:: Heechul’s Train of Thought ::
I wouldn’t date Sungmin even if he was a girl. He’s too much like a little kid. I like my women elegant and sophisticated. Not that I’ve had much experience. (_ _”) But Heebummie knows these sorts of things and he tells me that women should be sexy - not cute. Aish, what would he know? He’s a CAT!
It was quite amusing when Jongwoon ran up to me, practically screaming at me, flailing his arms all over the place, asking me if I had seen the band umma. When I told him I hadn’t, he locked me into a tight suffocating more like >w<;; bear hug and actually cried into my clothes. For Christ’s sake, I didn’t need my clothes to be drenched in salty tears. BUT I decided to be nice. It wasn’t everyday you were able to witness a sex change right after kissing someone. Hahahaha!! Oh, I don’t envy him at all. I could only pat him awkwardly on the back.
BUT OH CRAP. SUNGMIN IS A GIRL. TEUKIE WILL KILL ME. >w<;; WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO SUPER JUNIOR NOW!?
Find out on the next instalment of “So Cracky That It’s Just… Omg. (_ _”)”!
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A/N: What did you think? Uhhh… try to be nice to me? 8D?