What I want to know is...

[miraclejones]

Why the fuck do people in the Marvel universe keep hiring Arcade to kill people?  He has never successfully killed anyone, ever.  His hitman success rate is exactly 0%.  Wolverine has killed more innocent people than Arcade

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[megatexas]

"Arcade, why did you only mow half the lawn?"

"Sport, and higher nobility. No refunds!"

I know, I just know that Arcade is a trustafarian.