005 .. 厄 )) Bad Hobby Choice

[miraclexcurse]

[ so, after some experimenting with other possible alternatives to her spinning hobby, Hina got to Marisa's suggestion of eating raw eggs. Which she's tried a few times and is finally suffering from. ]

nnnngh.... I don't feel so good... I don't think my stomach can handle the egg shells... I tried reading books and doing poems and stuff but I just

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[lasersallover]

Why are you eating raw eggs again?

[miraclexcurse]

It's... wasn't that the hobby you suggested?

[lasersallover]

No. Are you sure you weren't talking to bizarro Marisa? She wears white and black instead of black and white.

[miraclexcurse]

Wh-what? Bizarro Marisa...?

O-oh, well... Maybe she was wearing white and black... Yeah, I think she was. That must have been her.

Is she a fried of yours, Marisa-san?
You're wearing black and white, right?

[wizardoftheweek]

... Why are you taking advice from Marisa?

[miraclexcurse]

Oh well! Actually, it was Bizzaro Marisa I took advice from. She was wearing white and black instead of black and white, s-so... I should have known better...

[wizardoftheweek]

...

There is no such thing as Bizarro Marisa.

[miraclexcurse]

B-but! Marisa-san eats her eggs boiled and Bizarro Marisa-san eats them raw! They're opposites!

[sanctusdei]

Wait wait wait. Marisa told you to eat raw eggs, and you listened to her?

[miraclexcurse]

I need a new hobby and none of the other ones were working out...

now with punctuation! hurr hurr

[sanctusdei]

[There is a stunned silence as Theo tries to work out the 100 stupid things wrong in this conversation so far.]

I...what? Eating raw eggs is a hobby now? I'm bored as hell in this moronic prison too, but I haven't resorted to eating raw goddamn eggs to keep amused. You seriously didn't know they would make you sick?

[miraclexcurse]

... W-well, if Marisa-san--- I mean, if Bizzaro Marisa-san--- could do it, then I thought that I could too... She'd never give me bad advice, so...

[inventor_king]

That's going to give you food poisoning or something.

[miraclexcurse]

POISONING?!!
What'll I do? Poisoning is bad, I don't want poisoning!

[inventor_king]

Then don't eat raw eggs!

[miraclexcurse]

But now I have no hobbies agaaaain.

[frogsicles]

Marisa eats raw eggs? Maybe that's why she's such a jerk. I'd be angry and jerky if I had to eat gross things like that too.

[miraclexcurse]

N-no, I found out that it's Bizzaro Marisa-san who eats raw eggs. Sh-she's Marisa-san's opposite! She even wears white and black when Marisa-san wears black and white!

[frogsicles]

Oh, okay...

WAIT, THERE'S TWO MARISAS?!

[miraclexcurse]

Y-yes um... Bizzaro Marisa-san wears white and black but Marisa-san wears black and white. They're opposites...