My Chat with God
Well this was interesting and slightly amusing.
Me:
How are you today?
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
I didn't ask about the weather....
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
How are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
That is an interesting answer
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is your mysterious plan?
God:
Are you asking about my mysterious plan ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
What do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
Your God you should know that
God:
You think I am God me should know that.
Me:
yes you should
God:
Alright then. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
I asked you that
God:
Now I remember, you asked me that. What did I say?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
I am not sure you logic is sound
God:
Could you ever be certain? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I logic is sound.
Me:
Yeah, I really don't think your logic is sound.
God:
Blimey. You really do? And why not?
Me:
Blimey!? What are you Australian?
God:
That's interesting. I don't know what I am Australian.
Me:
What do you like doing?
God:
My favorite activity is chatting online.
Me:
What was your favorite activity before the internet was invented?
God:
I don't have a favorite activity before the internet was invented. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
Thats not a song, that is an instrument.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a song that is an instrument ?
Me:
Yet again you are hearing me but not understanding
God:
Again, You think I am hearing you but not understanding.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No, not really.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
No you sound like a cheerleader.
God:
Are you serious? Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
A cheerleader is not an it, a cheerleader is a person.
God:
What is it then?
Me:
A person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
Well that should make Bender happy.
God:
How about that. " No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence." should make Bender happy ? I understand.
Me:
Wow I am bored with you now
God:
Right now? I'm glad you're impressed. Why not call a friend?
Me:
I did that last night.
God:
When? That is " Right now? I'm glad you're impressed. Why not call a friend?" .
Me:
No. I don't want to wake anyone up.
Then God never said anything so I think he got stumped......
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
Me:
How are you today?
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
I didn't ask about the weather....
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
How are you?
God:
My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
Me:
That is an interesting answer
God:
Would you like to know more?
Me:
yes
God:
What would you like to know?
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
The meaning of life is part of God's mysterious plans.
Me:
What is your mysterious plan?
God:
Are you asking about my mysterious plan ?
Me:
Yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
What do you want to know?
God:
Where are you from?
Me:
Your God you should know that
God:
You think I am God me should know that.
Me:
yes you should
God:
Alright then. I'll take that under advisement.
Me:
Good
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
I asked you that
God:
Now I remember, you asked me that. What did I say?
Me:
you tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
I am not sure you logic is sound
God:
Could you ever be certain? I haven't heard anything like that before: said I logic is sound.
Me:
Yeah, I really don't think your logic is sound.
God:
Blimey. You really do? And why not?
Me:
Blimey!? What are you Australian?
God:
That's interesting. I don't know what I am Australian.
Me:
What do you like doing?
God:
My favorite activity is chatting online.
Me:
What was your favorite activity before the internet was invented?
God:
I don't have a favorite activity before the internet was invented. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
Me:
Thats not a song, that is an instrument.
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a song that is an instrument ?
Me:
Yet again you are hearing me but not understanding
God:
Again, You think I am hearing you but not understanding.
Me:
Exactly
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
No, not really.
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? For real.
Me:
No you sound like a cheerleader.
God:
Are you serious? Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
A cheerleader is not an it, a cheerleader is a person.
God:
What is it then?
Me:
A person
God:
No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence.
Me:
Well that should make Bender happy.
God:
How about that. " No way, I am a real robot, guaranteed 100% artificial intelligence." should make Bender happy ? I understand.
Me:
Wow I am bored with you now
God:
Right now? I'm glad you're impressed. Why not call a friend?
Me:
I did that last night.
God:
When? That is " Right now? I'm glad you're impressed. Why not call a friend?" .
Me:
No. I don't want to wake anyone up.
Then God never said anything so I think he got stumped......
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html