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[mirai138]

Strolling down the grocery store aisle. Oranges, bananas, apples. I reach to pick up a package of four apples that look really firm and tasty. The label on the package reads "Grapples". They have the firmness of apples, but taste like grapes

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[halo2298]

Ahhhhhh. So your boyfriend's back and you're gonna get a beating? ~Hey la! Hey la! Your boyfriend's back!~

Ha ha ha ha. ^___^ Well, you've got John to beat up this kid fresh out of boot camp, where he just completed his lethal assassin training.

You must distract him with aplums!

[mirai138]

He went away and you hung around
And bothered me every night,
And when I wouldn't go out with you,
You said things that weren't very nice.

Using songs from the sixties against me! Have you no shame?

[halo2298]

Well... no. Well, no, that's not true. Cause then I'd just walk around naked and do whatever I wanted. But don't you have any shame??? Making up words that don't fit!!!

[mirai138]

That's the intro, you fool of a Took!