A true story based somewhat in reality and somewhat in camel fodderMy dog peed on the floor today while we were eating. We'll clean it up after dinner, dad says ( Read more... )

Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.
Tell me, where is Gandalf? For I much desire to speak with him.

For those of you that haven't seen They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard, you should. Ah, it brings back beautiful memories of my hobbit fetish fondness. I thank Maria for this little ray of sunshine ( Read more... )

Haha, you suck Matt!

Random thoughts by Sara ( Read more... )

( Michael Ende's The Neverending Story, excerpt from Chapter III )

I really didn't know that ants like bread. But I'll never make that mistake again ( Read more... )

In ironic news, I happened to be in a Catholic religious supply store when the Pope died. Curiosity kills the religious studies major. The name of the store was "Holy Family Religious Supply". So I was thinking, "Woohoo! Huge boxes of eucharist wafers!" And I got images of me floating through the sky on a giant wafer only to land on this ( Read more... )

If anyone wants any of this stuff, let me know and I can see how much it is to mail it to you!

( the stuff )

I apologize to those of you who may have IMed me tonight between the hours of... something and something. I was in my closet playing A minor, E minor, D minor over and over and over and over on my classical guitar. Yeah, I'm not sure if A minor, E minor, D minor over and over and over... and over again sounds as... something as I think it does ( Read more... )

So I finally got to apply for a summer internship. I wanted to end the cover lettering with "In conclusion, I will sell my soul to the devil for this job." But my friend Jeff warned me never to sell my soul to evil. So I just settled with "I will sell my soul for this job ( Read more... )