What has it been? A month ( Read more... )

Does anyone else remember how fucking amazing Cheeto's Paws were?

If I ever figure out who pulled the fire alarm last night I WILL FUCKING TAKE THEM BY THE EARS AND BEAT THEIR FACE OFF THE BLOODY THING ( Read more... )

So, for the past hour or so, not only did I Evieify my lj, but for some reason I went back to my old journal. I read a few entries, and even though its not been that long, it seems like years since I wrote that stuff. Not because of the content really, but mostly because of the detail I went into, compared to now. Maybe its just me getting ( Read more... )

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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Evie Ivany!

1. Banging your head against Evie Ivany uses 150 calories an hour.
2. According to the story, Pinocchio was made of Evie Ivany.
3. Half a cup of Evie Ivany contains only seventeen calories!
4. Every day in the UK, four people die putting Evie Ivany on.
5. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Evie Ivany!

I had a job interview today. I think I did well, considering how nervous I was. I was in a panic last night, because I had nothing to wear. Me. Evie. Nothing to wear. I think I was being too much of a perfectionist. I don't know. But anyway, thanks to Shaun and Ryan for helping me through that difficult time ( Read more... )

Ryan and I just got home from the movies. Hostel. Good movie.

Too much boobage though. I think movie directors should stop being so selfish and show us horny girls some raw man every now and again. Anyone with me?

Think of it this way:

Half of all people (give or take) is male.

Half of those (maybe more who really knows?) are gay.

So ( Read more... )

Yeah so I'm being totally predictable: I changed my LJ layout AGAIN. This time I had no difficulty, but I found it a little hard to get a text color to show up. I ALMOST worried, but then I thought, that its better if I don't care. Can't read the text? hightlight it with your mouse and don't LET me hear you complain!

I guess I'm a little ( Read more... )

The past two nights I've been up since about 7:30. The first night, I took a pill cause it was after 6 and I didn't feel at all tired. I fell asleep an hour or so later, and didn't wake up for 11 hours. Even though I needed sleep, and felt very well rested (how could I not), I knew I wouldn't be able to go to sleep for a while after that. I got ( Read more... )