TEN MINUTE!

[mirandajoe88]

i wonder if my dream guy in china is thinking of me right now, as we speak. i wonder if he's lifting the rice in his little beautiful brown hands, going "where in the world is my breathtakingly beautiful brown..i mean white...babe, alyse?" and i wonder if he's saying to himself "DAMN, i should sell some of this rice to alison for Leftovers to

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fertile mirandajoe

[mirandabob23]

if all it takes for you to sleep with a guy is for him to say "changzungzingy," sign me up. no seriously, play the field mirandajoe. i think that your friend alison will go through with her "Left Overs For Africa." She sounds like a happenin together chica. And that Kendra that you never mentioned sounds like a sexy bitchin chica herself. I agree, prince eric is a hottie. but i must ask you, john smith? how can you resist the long blonde hair. i'm sorry, i was getting lost in 8th grade once again. eric. eric. eric. back again.

Re: fertile mirandajoe

[mirandajoe88]

ok miranda u must be awfully fertile if you think john smith is sexy. he's so not anywhere NEAR eric hotness, assuming he qualifies for hottie status at ALL. i mean first of all he's bleach blonde, grooooss. and he doesn't have all too appealing facial features. ok he's BUFF. and he did float around gaily with pocahantas singing colors of the wind, which gives him a few points on the man-o-meter, but STILL. ok u take john & i'll take eric, & we'll call it even! anyway yeah she is a bitchin chica, and no ALL IT TAKES FOR ME TO HAVE SEX WITH A GUY IS NOT "CHANGZUNZINGY"...he has to have a really big changzungzingy too! lol i call u tomorrow, or quite possibly in ten minutes, u will just have to wait to see!

Re: fertile mirandajoe

[mirandabob23]

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN HERE?!?

Re: fertile mirandajoe

[mirandabob23]

sean's biggerstaff than your chungzungzingy

terrible rap music

[mirandabob23]

how can this be? i just made you the best cd ever. pop that bad boy in. With sinatra, chicago, kiss, ashlee simpson, rooney, jethro tull, and so much more, how can you go wrong?

Re: terrible rap music

[mirandabob23]

where have all the black men gone

i see no 50 cent

nor any kanye west

Re: terrible rap music

[mirandabob23]

uhh, there's actually a black man and woman on the cd. ever heard of billy joel and whitney housten? guess now.

Re: terrible rap music

[mirandabob23]

zing

[anonymous]

As long as your dream guy from China doesn't turn out to be William Hung. You know what I'm talking about. Sure he has amazing vocal abilities and dance moves that we'd all kill for but come on, a techie? That's no good. You need a doctor. He'll make lots of money so you can buy whatever you want in China, because the exchange rate is good for dollars to yen. Then you can buy a yacht to go to and from China and won't have to swim. Now, isn't that a better plan? No? What if Hayden Christensen was the boat driver (I guess that'd make him a Captain) and Ewan McGregor serenaded you while James Defranco got you a cold beverage, all while you are enjoying yourself with your chinese hearthrob. There, doesn't THAT sound better? Thank me later...
~Sarah