If he's acting stupid, tell him:
"Act your age, not your dick size."
If he asks what you're doing, say:
"I'm trying to imagine you with a personality."
If he asks you out, say:
"I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable."
If he asks for you to come back to his place, tell him:
"Sorry, gotta leave. I have two more dates to get ready for and lets just
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