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Last night's Shiyagare was one of the amusing episodes. Ever. 2 hours was worth it, lol.
Having it in one post will be long, so I will kinda chop my posts about it.
Dandyism Consultation office:
Arashi were surveyed about their worries, though I have no idea if they took it seriously or not. 'Coz seriously, SHO, what were you doing in your dreams?!! But let's all take it on a serious note, as the consultants themselves had probably wrecked their brains for a solution.
The consultant Godfathers and Godmother: Sawaguchi, Kitakata, Toda, Nicole (aka the Uncle Honey accdg. to Nino xDD)
Behave yourselves, kids.
What are your worries?
aka "Bare troubles of a brat" LOL
Sakurai Sho's worry: Very bad sleeping posture
As the VTR had shown, he would twist and turn in his sleep, and by the time he knew it, he'd be stark naked (when he woke up). There was a time when his head was sticking out of the window. A problem, indeed. If you talk about neighborhood shame.
S: This is my worry around a year ago. When I woke up, my head was at the footboard, again and again. Also, when it became hot during summer, I'd be stark naked.
N: Even as what the VTR had shown, with your head sticking out of the window?
S: Half of my body wasn't out like that, though. My neck was slightly jutting out of the bed, and when I woke up, my surrounding was like "it's outside".
O: You should attach palings on your bed.
N: Like that of a baby, right?
S: It's being sold, right? The ones for adults.
A: Or, zip yourself in something like a sleeping bag.
N: You wouldn't know where you would move.
A: Will you move like this?
N: Wouldn't you roll?
and since they can't solve it themselves:
Nicole: Change your pillow to a one with a forest scent.
-Because a forest aroma relieves stress (as he reasoned that his problem might be coming from stress)
J: For the time being, with this, place a fixed camera in your home and film yourself.
S: Well, never mind that. It's disaster to place the camera on my naked body. That's too tragic.
Kitakata: Be responsible when you are awake
-"It's good for men to be responsible when they are awake; (but) they have no liabilities once they close their eyes (ie sleep), so there's no need to worry about anything!"
Needless to say, it's not something he should worry about xD
Sho chose the latter xD
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Ninomiya Kazunari's worry: He's not very good (in dealing with) high class food
-His physical condition suffers the next day if he ate too much high class food.
S: When the five of us are together, since we know he can't eat it, we'll say "Then, I'll take it".
N: I can do that.
S: This is if you're alone, right?
N: Yeah.
A: You can't escape from it, right?
N: I can't. I can't leave anything (on my plate), you see.
A: Since, it's delicious, (do) something like "I want my mother to eat this so I'll pack it". And bring it home.
N: I see.
J: Isn't that harsh? For a 20+ year old?
S: How about saying "I ate a lot before this meal"
N: Then I'll be branded as an idiot.
Nicole: Know the world's passion for eating
To make it short, he should say it beforehand, even if a friend or his manager invited him, that he cannot eat such food.
Sawaguchi: Fool your mind
If there's a very expensive dish, think of it as cheap, and with the members' cooperation, they'll fool Nino with "This is worth 100 yen. This was bought from the supermarket, so eat it" for a meat worth 10000 yen. Thus, it will be all right for him to eat it, since his consciousness will think of it as 100 yen only. If he keeps repeating that, he'll get used to it.
N: Perhaps, isn't that something that I shouldn't hear?
Sawaguchi: Actually, I shouldn't say this (to you).
N: See? I thought so.
Now, it may be impossible to fool Nino with food xDD
The advice he chose was: Tell beforehand about the food he cannot eat.
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Aiba Masaki's worry: He can't tell the timing to wash his jeans
"When can I wash you?!" er, he's talking about the jeans, of course.
Because he heard before that if you messed up with washing your jeans, the texture will disappear
Host: By the way, how long are you not washing your jeans?
A: It's already been around 5 years.
S: But when we were in high school or middle school, there was once written that jeans shouldn't be washed.
O: If our parents wash it willfully, we get very irritated.
A: Yeah. "DON'T WASH THAT!" and get angry.
N: Even Sho-chan fought (with your mom) because of that?
S: I didn't speak (with her) for half a year.
Toda: Imitate a Hollywood star
In short, she suggested that he should wash his jeans once it started to smell.
Sawaguchi: Wash (anything) when something unpleasant happened
-There was a recent study conducted that washing your hands gets rid of unpleasant memories. The brain gets refreshed, thus it gets rid of bad memories.
And a trivia from CW Nicole: I became the first Best Jeanist awardee in Japan.
N: Are you saying that for real?!
Nicole: I'm serious.
lastly:
Kitakata: All of you, listen! They're just jeans. They're just jeans. It doesn't matter. But there are times when you think "even so". "They're just jeans, but even so..." When you think so, and keep staring at your jeans, say "I'll wash my jeans"
Aiba chose: Wash your jeans when something unpleasant happened
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Matsumoto Jun's worry: Doesn't know how to compliment
When he went to watch a friend's stage play, he heard a harsh comment saying how boring it was. He got worried about what will he say if he is asked about his thoughts. But when he entered the backstage, his friend was getting praised. When he was asked "How was it?", he couldn't lie and said "It was quite boring". He knew that he should at least say a word of compliment, but he just couldn't lie. xD
How about the other members?
N: If I paid to watch it, I'll say it (the compliment). If I got invited, I won't. If I got invited,
J: What will you say?
N: Thank you for inviting me. Even if he asked me, "How was it?" I'll still say "Thank you for inviting me"
Nicole: Learn the Celtic teaching
"If you're speaking ill of people, praise him twice and criticize him once"
eg That person is tall, and fairly handsome, but he has low spirit.
"If you're praising, criticize him twice and praise him once"
eg That person is quite fat and quite an ugly man, but he's kind.
S: But saying he's ugly already hit the below the belt.
and Matsujun chose: "If you're praising, criticize him twice and praise him once"
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Ohno Satoshi's worry: He cannot warn Matsujun
He couldn't say anything about Matsujun's (bad?) habit when he splits his chopsticks
N: You should do your best about that! What the heck was that? You're the leader, right?
J: But Leader, what was it again? I think it's in NTV. When I apeared in a show, Leader commented, and since he couldn't say it face to face, he said "stop what you're doing with your chopsticks" . He said it via VTR.
N: You said it!
Kitakata: Don't leave trivial things standing, it will grow big
According to him, Ohno's worry is the most serious one.
Toda: Put chopsticks in water, so that once it swells, it wouldn't become irritable (even if he rubs the chopsticks against each other)
O: It's the first time I heard that. I want him to do that naturally.
J: ME?
O: Yes.
Host: You want Matsujun to be able to put his chopsticks in water by himself naturally?
O: Yes.
N: In the end, what's this?
And the Best of the Brats went to... Aiba because he let his jeans control him :DDD And here's his trophy:
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