Hakuoukindergarten
Totally adorable xD
Beware of an abused Ibuki and bratty Okita
Stubborn #1
Chizuru: Ah, Ibuki-san, you dropped your handkerchief
Ibuki: I didn’t ask you to pick it up anyway. Don’t do something unnecessary…!! *gets hit on the head*
Hijikata: You should be thankful she picked it up for you!
Ibuki: Yes…thank you very much…
Stubborn #2
Toudou: Ryunosuke~ we’re gonna play tag now, why won’t you join us?!
Ibuki: It’s not that I haven’t played, not that I don’t want to play…!! *gets kicked on the face*
Okita: You’re annoying~ If you honestly want to play with us, just say so
Ibuki: I’m sorry…I want to play…(why do the lots here immediately use their hands and feet…)
The deep psyche?
Saitou: Ibuki, you’re really good at drawing
Ibuki: That’s not true. Anybody can draw something of this level
Saitou: No, I can’t draw that
Ibuki: You can! Try it! Try drawing Hijikata-sensei!
Saitou: Hm..like this..?
Ibuki: EEEKK! (looks like he's emitting some kind of beam)
Saitou: (I used the face of the gallant Miki Shin)
Ibuki: (I don’t get it!)
Ibuki: Aren’t you actually afraid of Hijikata-sensei?!
Saitou: Of course not! I respect him! That’s why I told you I cannot draw!
(Miki Shin = Miki Shin’ichiro, I guess ^^)
Little Girl
Chizuru: Ibuki-san, what do you think of my drawing?
Ibuki: Hm? Ah… *thinks* Yukimura’s the most decent person here in the kindergarten…she won’t draw anything weird…
Picture: Hijikata-sensei
Ibuki: O_car?! No, this was good but it’s too beautiful!! (and why a blond hair!?)
Saitou: Hey…Are you making fun of the drawing Chizuru worked so hard…?
Ibuki: I’m not making fun of it! Why am I getting blamed?!
Appropriateness for one’s age
Okita: Yamazaki, it’s amazing that you can already read a book this difficult!
Yamazaki: It’s not that amazing. I’m learning things at once for my future…
Okita: You say that Yamazaki-kun, but I know it. You’re hiding the complete volume of NA_UTO deep within those difficult books. (Even if you didn’t need to hide them). You actually want to become a ninja in the future, don’t you~?
Yamazaki: No! Or rather, you haven’t even been to my house, how come you knew?!
Ibuki: *thinks* so he actually has them…
Endless afternoon nap
Hijikata: *sighs* I’ll have my rest while these lots sleep. Shall I compose a haiku after such a long time…
Hijikata: First of all, what seasonal word should I use…
Okita: *wide eyes*
Hijikata: Hm? Just my imagination. Um, now…
Pure
Hijikata: Ryunosuke, someone’s here to get you
Ibuki: Serizawa-san! How rare of you to pick me up
Serizawa: Shut up! Hurry and arrange your things, dog!
Ibuki: Ouch!
Chizuru: Serizawa-san! I think it’s not good to suddenly hit a person!
Serizawa: What did you say?!…uoh!
Serizawa: …I…I’ll be careful
Ibuki: *starry eyes*
Toudou?: cool~
[Chizuru’s strongest idea wins over]
One thing or another
Kondou: Serizawa-san. This is Ibuki’s drawing. He’s pretty good!
Serizawa: Hmph. The lines are roughs and the coloring is dirty. He got a long way to go. But…
Serizawa: Well, not bad
Ibuki: *flustered* (let go of me! I can walk by myself)
Hijikata: …I don’t know if that father and son are in good or bad terms
Kondou: He’s an unskilled person
Sports festival
Blue team: Heisuke, Chizuru, Souji
White team: Kaoru, Saitou, Dog (Ibuki)
Splitting into teams
Kaoru: Why are Chizuru and I in different teams?!
Hijikata: It couldn’t be helped, right? I had to divide you equally in numbers and skills
Chizuru: That’s right, Kaoru. It couldn’t be helped
Kaoru: …Chizuru, doesn’t it make you sad? Go with me..? If you wish, you can also make the others join us.
Chizuru: Kaoru…(If we can all be together…)
Okita: I won’t go…absolutely won’t go
Chizuru: Okita-san
Okita: If we all go, won’t it become the white team only?
Chizuru: Ah! I see.
Hijikata: (Chizuru…)
Kaoru: *tsk*
Warm-up exercises
Saitou-kun will guide you for the exercise
Saitou: (1 2 3 4 5 6 7)
Saitou: *sharp eyes* Heisuke, do it seriously! You’ll get injured!
Toudou: Uoh…
Saitou: Yukimura! Stretch your muscles more!
Chizuru: Ye..yes!
Saitou: Ibuki! Don’t relax up to your fingertip! Souji, don’t sleep!
(C/I/H: This is no longer a warm-up exercise, right..!)
Saitou: *wipes sweat* I fulfilled my duty
Sprint
Toudou: I won’t lose in a sprint-! *thinks* I’ll arrive first easily!
Toudou: EEEEHHH?!! Chizuru?! When did you?!
Kaoru: Because we’re one person in two bodies, you see
Toudou: It’s you, Kaoru! You entered from the sides, didn’t you?! (or rather, aren’t you from the white team?!)
Three-legged race
Next event is the father and child three-legged race
Chizuru: (Dad, let’s do our best!)
Yukimura: (Yeah)
Okita: (I’ll show everyone I’ll make Kondou-san no. 1!)
Kondou: (Souji, you’re reliable)
Toudou: (Why does it have to be Sano-san?!)
Harada: (Your parents couldn’t come because of work so they asked me! Be grateful!)
Hijikata: Okay. Everyone’s ready. Huh? Where did Serizawa-san and his kid go…
Hijikata: Serizawa-san…this is a three-legged race…
Serizawa: He’s a dog, so this is okay
Hijikata: I-Ibuki! Don’t cry! (Hang in there!)
Ball-toss game
Toudo: Ryunosuke? What’s wrong? Aren’t you throwing?
Ibuki: …I can’t. I can’t take this anymore…
Toudo: Ryunosuke?!
Ibuki: What am I?!
Toudo: *thinks* A dog?
Chizuru: *thinks* A dog?
Okita: *thinks* A dog, as expected
Packed Lunch
Okita: Hijikata-san. My sister asked me to give you this.
Hijikata: Oh, Mitsu-san did? Thank you. Mitsu-san’s cooking is delicious after all.
Hijikata: *breath of fire*
Hijikata: SOUJI--!!!
Toudou: (This contains a whole round of chili pepper…)
Ibuki: (Okita…)
The outcome
The winner is the Blue team!
Kondou: All of you did your best! The winner group will be rewarded with a candy set~
Kondou: Ah, of course, we also have a consolation prize. Look!
Book: Hougyoku Haiku
Hijikata: SOUJI---!!!
Ibuki: (Geez…they’re so noisy..)
(Hougyoku= Hijikata’s pen name ^^)
Christmas Party
Big kid
Hijikata: U~n…no more budget left for this year…should I cancel the Christmas party this year…?
Hijikata: Kondou-san, about this year’s Christmas party…
Kondou: Ah, Toshi!
Kondou: What do you think?! Does it suit me?! The presents will be a candy set! It will be nice if the children gets happy!
Hijikata: …Yeah. That’s right. *thinks* Well, I’ll do something about it.
Wish
Chizuru: This year, I’ll ask Santa to give me a new doll! How about Heisuke-kun?
Toudo: Hm~ I want a new game software after all~ Ryunosuke, what do yo want?
Ibuki: A father who's always kind…
Toudou: (D-did Serizawa-san beat you again? Cheer up!)
Ibuki: (Stop pitying me…)
Hijikata: *thinks* I guess I’ll make the contents in Ryunosuke’s candy set twice the amount…
Even during Christmas…
Okita: Here’s my present for Hijikata-san who always takes care of me
Hijikata: HUH?! It better not be something weird again! (like a jack-in-the-box)
Okita: *teary* You’re mean! Are you ignoring the feelings of an innocent kindergartner?!
Hijikata: S-sorry then! I just have to accept it, right? Thank you!
Book: How to be good in composing haiku (Even monkeys can understand!)
Hijikata: *chases after Souji*
Party
Hijikata: You lots, eat dividing the snacks and drinks among yourselves
Toudo: Hijikata-sensei, can I also drink this?
Hijikata: Ah? Which one… *sees the jug of sake*
Hijikata: -Who left the sake here?! Ah, you punks!
Lesson
Sannan: Now, don’t mind it, Hijikata-kun.
Hijikata: Sannan-san…(You also came…)
Sannan: They’ll be good models to the kids
Hijikata: Models?! Those guys?!
Sannan: Yes. They are the kind of children who won’t receive any present from Santa
Sannan: All of you, be good children, okay?
Children: Y-yes-
Hijikata: (Sannan-san, you’re fairly angry…)
Dangerous Love
Ibuki: Yukimura, you like that Nagakura guy?
Chizuru: *flustered* EEH?! NO! You got it wrong!
Ibuki: What’s good with that seemingly useless human being?
Chizuru: That’s not true! He’s a nice person!
Ibuki: Then, you like him.
Chizuru: Eh…that’s…
Toudo/Okita/Kaoru: *beats Nagakura*
Nagakura: OUCH! What’s with you punks?! OUCH! Stop it!
Ibuki: …As I thought, wouldn’t it be better if you stop?
Stairs to Adulthood
Hijikata: You lots…Santa has come!
Kondou: Here’s a Christmas present for all the good kids!
Saitou: *stares*
Saitou: Hijikata-sensei, Santa-san’s topknot…*gets shut up*
Hijikata: Saitou…there are things in this world that are better not seen…
Saitou: Sh..shrry…
President Kazama’s Christmas
Kazama: Amagiri, send this to Finland
Amagiri: Yes, sir.
Amagiri: *thinks* Does he have an acquiantance in Finland..?
Letter: To Santa et. al: Bring me an appropriate wife - Kazama Chikage
Amagiri: Can I ask you a good way to tell someone that there are wishes that even Santa-dono can’t grant…?
Random student?: Why are you asking me? (This guy’s hopeless….)
/END.
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Cross-posted this at my tumblr.
Please do not use the translation without permission.
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Hope you enjoyed the crack~
Beware of an abused Ibuki and bratty Okita
Stubborn #1
Chizuru: Ah, Ibuki-san, you dropped your handkerchief
Ibuki: I didn’t ask you to pick it up anyway. Don’t do something unnecessary…!! *gets hit on the head*
Hijikata: You should be thankful she picked it up for you!
Ibuki: Yes…thank you very much…
Stubborn #2
Toudou: Ryunosuke~ we’re gonna play tag now, why won’t you join us?!
Ibuki: It’s not that I haven’t played, not that I don’t want to play…!! *gets kicked on the face*
Okita: You’re annoying~ If you honestly want to play with us, just say so
Ibuki: I’m sorry…I want to play…(why do the lots here immediately use their hands and feet…)
The deep psyche?
Saitou: Ibuki, you’re really good at drawing
Ibuki: That’s not true. Anybody can draw something of this level
Saitou: No, I can’t draw that
Ibuki: You can! Try it! Try drawing Hijikata-sensei!
Saitou: Hm..like this..?
Ibuki: EEEKK! (looks like he's emitting some kind of beam)
Saitou: (I used the face of the gallant Miki Shin)
Ibuki: (I don’t get it!)
Ibuki: Aren’t you actually afraid of Hijikata-sensei?!
Saitou: Of course not! I respect him! That’s why I told you I cannot draw!
(Miki Shin = Miki Shin’ichiro, I guess ^^)
Little Girl
Chizuru: Ibuki-san, what do you think of my drawing?
Ibuki: Hm? Ah… *thinks* Yukimura’s the most decent person here in the kindergarten…she won’t draw anything weird…
Picture: Hijikata-sensei
Ibuki: O_car?! No, this was good but it’s too beautiful!! (and why a blond hair!?)
Saitou: Hey…Are you making fun of the drawing Chizuru worked so hard…?
Ibuki: I’m not making fun of it! Why am I getting blamed?!
Appropriateness for one’s age
Okita: Yamazaki, it’s amazing that you can already read a book this difficult!
Yamazaki: It’s not that amazing. I’m learning things at once for my future…
Okita: You say that Yamazaki-kun, but I know it. You’re hiding the complete volume of NA_UTO deep within those difficult books. (Even if you didn’t need to hide them). You actually want to become a ninja in the future, don’t you~?
Yamazaki: No! Or rather, you haven’t even been to my house, how come you knew?!
Ibuki: *thinks* so he actually has them…
Endless afternoon nap
Hijikata: *sighs* I’ll have my rest while these lots sleep. Shall I compose a haiku after such a long time…
Hijikata: First of all, what seasonal word should I use…
Okita: *wide eyes*
Hijikata: Hm? Just my imagination. Um, now…
Pure
Hijikata: Ryunosuke, someone’s here to get you
Ibuki: Serizawa-san! How rare of you to pick me up
Serizawa: Shut up! Hurry and arrange your things, dog!
Ibuki: Ouch!
Chizuru: Serizawa-san! I think it’s not good to suddenly hit a person!
Serizawa: What did you say?!…uoh!
Serizawa: …I…I’ll be careful
Ibuki: *starry eyes*
Toudou?: cool~
[Chizuru’s strongest idea wins over]
One thing or another
Kondou: Serizawa-san. This is Ibuki’s drawing. He’s pretty good!
Serizawa: Hmph. The lines are roughs and the coloring is dirty. He got a long way to go. But…
Serizawa: Well, not bad
Ibuki: *flustered* (let go of me! I can walk by myself)
Hijikata: …I don’t know if that father and son are in good or bad terms
Kondou: He’s an unskilled person
Sports festival
Blue team: Heisuke, Chizuru, Souji
White team: Kaoru, Saitou, Dog (Ibuki)
Splitting into teams
Kaoru: Why are Chizuru and I in different teams?!
Hijikata: It couldn’t be helped, right? I had to divide you equally in numbers and skills
Chizuru: That’s right, Kaoru. It couldn’t be helped
Kaoru: …Chizuru, doesn’t it make you sad? Go with me..? If you wish, you can also make the others join us.
Chizuru: Kaoru…(If we can all be together…)
Okita: I won’t go…absolutely won’t go
Chizuru: Okita-san
Okita: If we all go, won’t it become the white team only?
Chizuru: Ah! I see.
Hijikata: (Chizuru…)
Kaoru: *tsk*
Warm-up exercises
Saitou-kun will guide you for the exercise
Saitou: (1 2 3 4 5 6 7)
Saitou: *sharp eyes* Heisuke, do it seriously! You’ll get injured!
Toudou: Uoh…
Saitou: Yukimura! Stretch your muscles more!
Chizuru: Ye..yes!
Saitou: Ibuki! Don’t relax up to your fingertip! Souji, don’t sleep!
(C/I/H: This is no longer a warm-up exercise, right..!)
Saitou: *wipes sweat* I fulfilled my duty
Sprint
Toudou: I won’t lose in a sprint-! *thinks* I’ll arrive first easily!
Toudou: EEEEHHH?!! Chizuru?! When did you?!
Kaoru: Because we’re one person in two bodies, you see
Toudou: It’s you, Kaoru! You entered from the sides, didn’t you?! (or rather, aren’t you from the white team?!)
Three-legged race
Next event is the father and child three-legged race
Chizuru: (Dad, let’s do our best!)
Yukimura: (Yeah)
Okita: (I’ll show everyone I’ll make Kondou-san no. 1!)
Kondou: (Souji, you’re reliable)
Toudou: (Why does it have to be Sano-san?!)
Harada: (Your parents couldn’t come because of work so they asked me! Be grateful!)
Hijikata: Okay. Everyone’s ready. Huh? Where did Serizawa-san and his kid go…
Hijikata: Serizawa-san…this is a three-legged race…
Serizawa: He’s a dog, so this is okay
Hijikata: I-Ibuki! Don’t cry! (Hang in there!)
Ball-toss game
Toudo: Ryunosuke? What’s wrong? Aren’t you throwing?
Ibuki: …I can’t. I can’t take this anymore…
Toudo: Ryunosuke?!
Ibuki: What am I?!
Toudo: *thinks* A dog?
Chizuru: *thinks* A dog?
Okita: *thinks* A dog, as expected
Packed Lunch
Okita: Hijikata-san. My sister asked me to give you this.
Hijikata: Oh, Mitsu-san did? Thank you. Mitsu-san’s cooking is delicious after all.
Hijikata: *breath of fire*
Hijikata: SOUJI--!!!
Toudou: (This contains a whole round of chili pepper…)
Ibuki: (Okita…)
The outcome
The winner is the Blue team!
Kondou: All of you did your best! The winner group will be rewarded with a candy set~
Kondou: Ah, of course, we also have a consolation prize. Look!
Book: Hougyoku Haiku
Hijikata: SOUJI---!!!
Ibuki: (Geez…they’re so noisy..)
(Hougyoku= Hijikata’s pen name ^^)
Christmas Party
Big kid
Hijikata: U~n…no more budget left for this year…should I cancel the Christmas party this year…?
Hijikata: Kondou-san, about this year’s Christmas party…
Kondou: Ah, Toshi!
Kondou: What do you think?! Does it suit me?! The presents will be a candy set! It will be nice if the children gets happy!
Hijikata: …Yeah. That’s right. *thinks* Well, I’ll do something about it.
Wish
Chizuru: This year, I’ll ask Santa to give me a new doll! How about Heisuke-kun?
Toudo: Hm~ I want a new game software after all~ Ryunosuke, what do yo want?
Ibuki: A father who's always kind…
Toudou: (D-did Serizawa-san beat you again? Cheer up!)
Ibuki: (Stop pitying me…)
Hijikata: *thinks* I guess I’ll make the contents in Ryunosuke’s candy set twice the amount…
Even during Christmas…
Okita: Here’s my present for Hijikata-san who always takes care of me
Hijikata: HUH?! It better not be something weird again! (like a jack-in-the-box)
Okita: *teary* You’re mean! Are you ignoring the feelings of an innocent kindergartner?!
Hijikata: S-sorry then! I just have to accept it, right? Thank you!
Book: How to be good in composing haiku (Even monkeys can understand!)
Hijikata: *chases after Souji*
Party
Hijikata: You lots, eat dividing the snacks and drinks among yourselves
Toudo: Hijikata-sensei, can I also drink this?
Hijikata: Ah? Which one… *sees the jug of sake*
Hijikata: -Who left the sake here?! Ah, you punks!
Lesson
Sannan: Now, don’t mind it, Hijikata-kun.
Hijikata: Sannan-san…(You also came…)
Sannan: They’ll be good models to the kids
Hijikata: Models?! Those guys?!
Sannan: Yes. They are the kind of children who won’t receive any present from Santa
Sannan: All of you, be good children, okay?
Children: Y-yes-
Hijikata: (Sannan-san, you’re fairly angry…)
Dangerous Love
Ibuki: Yukimura, you like that Nagakura guy?
Chizuru: *flustered* EEH?! NO! You got it wrong!
Ibuki: What’s good with that seemingly useless human being?
Chizuru: That’s not true! He’s a nice person!
Ibuki: Then, you like him.
Chizuru: Eh…that’s…
Toudo/Okita/Kaoru: *beats Nagakura*
Nagakura: OUCH! What’s with you punks?! OUCH! Stop it!
Ibuki: …As I thought, wouldn’t it be better if you stop?
Stairs to Adulthood
Hijikata: You lots…Santa has come!
Kondou: Here’s a Christmas present for all the good kids!
Saitou: *stares*
Saitou: Hijikata-sensei, Santa-san’s topknot…*gets shut up*
Hijikata: Saitou…there are things in this world that are better not seen…
Saitou: Sh..shrry…
President Kazama’s Christmas
Kazama: Amagiri, send this to Finland
Amagiri: Yes, sir.
Amagiri: *thinks* Does he have an acquiantance in Finland..?
Letter: To Santa et. al: Bring me an appropriate wife - Kazama Chikage
Amagiri: Can I ask you a good way to tell someone that there are wishes that even Santa-dono can’t grant…?
Random student?: Why are you asking me? (This guy’s hopeless….)
/END.
**********************
full images here and here.
Cross-posted this at my tumblr.
Please do not use the translation without permission.
Link back to this journal post if you want to share.
Hope you enjoyed the crack~