Disclaimer: *crazy-face* They are... M I N E ! *coughs* Well... uhmm *runs*
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 There were two men
or were they five?
he can't remember right now
Not with those hands running up and down all over his body
Nah, now is not a good moment to think about stupid things
But if it's not now... then when?
- Wait
- Mff... what's wrong with you? two minutes ago you're pinning me up against the wall and now you say wait?!
- What... happened... there?
- There, where? - he says, trying to take off his shirt
- At the bar! - an annoyed Wilson answers and takes House's shirt - answer me, what happened?
- Nothing worth to say right now - House recalls, a suggesting smile in his face
Wilson changes the plan
- Tell me... - he says whispering in House's ear - or I won't put out
- You always do that on your first date?... always want to know if someone rape you? No, boy wonder, no one took advantage of you, your wallet is safe, your dignity too... can we please, go back to the important stuff?
- No. How did you find me?- and House looses his patience
- Oh, come on! Don't tell me you didn't know that the entire bar was looking at you! Young, alone, pretty...?
- Really? - Wilson says with an amused smile
- For God's sake, you're always that naive
- I beg you pardon?! if I were you I wouldn't say those things
- And why should I keep quiet? Uhm?
- 'Cause your cock is in my hand...
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- Do you know him?
- I've never saw him here
- But he doesn't look lost
- Did Butter told you something?
- No, the guy only asked for a beer
- Oh, really? How old do you think he might be?
- Uhmm... 20, maybe a little more
- He looks even younger
- Yeah but look at his eyes, those lines are from two or three nights without sleeping
- The Doctor spoke! so what's your prescription, doctor?
- A blow job
All of them start to laugh
and then Wilson realizes that he hadn't gone unnoticed
Damn it
Keep calm... they're not going to come here
Wilson spends half and hour looking at each one and deciding who might be the 'friendliest'.
The tallest is wearing a red shirt and brown pants
Boring
The other is wearing a blue jacket and gray pants
Even more boring
And the last one, the smallest of them but taller than him, is wearing a black and blue shirt with dark-blue jeans. Eyes as blue as the drink that he's holding... a Laguna Azul.
Wow
he has a beard and everything
And then he realizes something else
There are no women in this bar
only men
who were kissing
and hugging
and snuggling
and only God knows what else
O H... D A M N I T
Out.
Now.
And when he is already opening his wallet so he'll pay faster
someone takes the sit in front of him
Fuck
The "little" one
Fuck
- Stay for me, would ya?
Oh fuck
- Another drink Butter... a Blue Monday maybe?
- No! I...
- Perfect, two Blue Mondays Butter
Oh God
I'm death
TBC
PS: A 'Laguna Azul' is Spanish... it's a little bit strong but not too much. A Blue Monday is
this, pretty funny uh? but hey I bet that Butter put something on it [ and not exactly vegetable juice... :P ]