Sanctuary Reaction Post 1.x
Seventeen minutes in, I have belatedly decided to do a minute-by-minute live episode reaction post. Because of this:
CHRISTMAS WISH: HELEN MAGNUS WEARING A REALLY SHORT DRESS AND BEING CHEEKY TO TESLA .
WISH GRANTED. I approve of anything that hits above Amanda's kneecaps 8D.
0.5. I still really miss the full opening credits.
1. Of course the one time Will gets a responsible bone in his body, the cell phone call DOESN'T GO THROUGH. Oh wait sorry I'm thinking of Mulder.
2. Lol what is with the gout commercials that always air during Sanctuary? Like, do they think their target demographic is prone to gout or something?! I mean, it's seriously been like five weeks, this is getting ridic. Also why the eff is it a green fluid, anyway?
3.0 AN EM PULSE WOULD NOT KNOCK OUT CELL PHONES ALL YOU HAVETO FUCKING DO IS TURN THEM BACK ON UNLESS THE PULSE WAS PROLONGED. Rararara I disagree with fake technology yes I do.
3.5. So uh Helen Magnus and Tesla you are so predictable. "I'm too exhausted to even banter with you." SHIP FODDER. "GO FIX MY HOUSE." "AM I YOURS HOUSE ELF?" "THANK YOU DOBBY". OMG HP7 RELEASE DATE PERFECT TIMING.
4. Is it bad I wanted John Druitt to teleport in? I MISS HIM SO MUCH.
5. Henry, you are so adorable with the trying to be a supersleuth. But you fail at not getting caught.
6. What's the difference between being a lycan and being a HAP? Because I feel like Henry can sort of change at will? Or am I totally forgetting some crucial episode that explained his Powahz, because I would. Also, I want moar shirtless Henry and less shirtless Will. I liked his nipples piercings, they made me lol even though they later edited them out. And I vaguely recall he had a bit of a fuzzy treasure trail/belly. Which, strangely enough, I find kind of adorable. Like, I'd rather date a guy without chest hair but with a treasure trail, than with chest hair but no treasure trail. But either is better than hairy chest *and* a treasure trail, because then it's just kind of...hairy.
7. Oh JunoEllen Page, you are still so adorable.
8. THE FUCK IS THAT CREATURE IT LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA WITH A SNOUT. THAT AIN'T NO WOLF I EVER SAWED.
9. Is the blonde chick a blonde wolf-gorilla-creature? Would she be a blonde wolf?
10. I feel like there's some sort of catch coming up, like that psychiatric facility is evil or something.
11. O HAI CLIP WITH HELEN MAGNUS IN A DRESSING GOWN FROM TEH SEASON 3 TRAILER. I also like Helen Magnus in a dressing gown reading in bed and I KNOW WHAT HER BED LOOKS LIKE FOR SMUT PURPOSES NOW. And lol Nikola making suggestive poses. And omg Helen being smart and hot. I love this scene. I LOVE THIS SCENE. I LOVE THIS SCENE. Too bad it's so short ;_;.
12. Ah, there's the catch. But lol the cgi for Henry is so bad and cartoon-y. It's like the one thing I can't buy from these series. NIPPLE PIERCINGS. Also Henry is super hot. I really would like to tap Ryan Robbins.
13. LOOK IT'S A TINY WRAITH DART. Oh, wait, I mean, blood demon. WILL GO BACK HOME SO YOU GUYS CAN UNLOCK THE PUZZLE.
14. White security guards are ominous. HENRY SHUSH THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOU INTO ~CUSTODY~.
15. Oh wait, there's the second catch. Blonde bitch is not actually friendly and a lycan. Goodbye, fantasies of blonde bush (oh god my suitemates have turned me into such a lecherous old man).
16. Oh, American version of Being Human, I want to like you, but ur just doin it wrong.
17. SELF IS DISTRACTED BY THE FACT THAT annerbhp UPDATED FIC INSTEAD OF DOING NANOWRIMO.
18. Phallic symbol is phallic. But I don't understand why particle accelerator is trying to kill them. LOL NIKOLA BEING SELF SACRIFICING. But I love how much of a lech he is. And EM SHIELD SHOULD NOT BE VISIBLE. But oh my God was that the cutest look she just gave Tesla. HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM TOGETHER? This episode just reinforces my belief that the whole "The Five" multiship really happened.
19. Henry ;_;. Poor bb is probably gonna have so many self-confidence issues after this forced transformation, I foresee. I want them to rescue Erika and bring her back to the Sanctuary though so they can have a little Lycan romance! It would be the cutest thing ever. She'll probably actually wind up being dead at the end of this episode though.
20. It's making grin that I'm seeing so many of the Behind the Scenes shots somebody posted at sanctuaryforall just in this episode alone!
21. This may be bad, but I don't understand where Henry's genitals go when he's transformed. Like, all of a sudden he's agendered/asexed.
22. NAKED CHICK SORRY ALL THOUGHTS TOTALLY GONE.
23. Nikola you are so funny. "You're not taking this personally, are you?" "Me? Of course I am."
24. HIMALAYAS SORRY COOL.
25. FUCKYEAH HENRY ROMANCE. I like the office party kind of music though. ALSO WHERE DOES DECLAN THINK HE'S TAKING BLONDE CHICK whose name I can't remember? It's not like they have the power to make arrests.
26. Helen you are so bodacious and oh my god your heels still make my eyeballs drop out of my head. Amanda Tapping is one talented, sexy bitch.
27. So what happens when Will gets home and walks into the library? Do he and Henry wind up on the same level as Helen and Nikola, or are they on a completely separate plane now?
28. Brb distracted by SGU that I've never seen before but is airing right after Sanctuary.
Maybe I will come back and clean this up later but right now I'm going to see if lavenderseaslug has updated her journal yet with her Sanctuary commentary 8D.
CHRISTMAS WISH: HELEN MAGNUS WEARING A REALLY SHORT DRESS AND BEING CHEEKY TO TESLA .
WISH GRANTED. I approve of anything that hits above Amanda's kneecaps 8D.
0.5. I still really miss the full opening credits.
1. Of course the one time Will gets a responsible bone in his body, the cell phone call DOESN'T GO THROUGH. Oh wait sorry I'm thinking of Mulder.
2. Lol what is with the gout commercials that always air during Sanctuary? Like, do they think their target demographic is prone to gout or something?! I mean, it's seriously been like five weeks, this is getting ridic. Also why the eff is it a green fluid, anyway?
3.0 AN EM PULSE WOULD NOT KNOCK OUT CELL PHONES ALL YOU HAVETO FUCKING DO IS TURN THEM BACK ON UNLESS THE PULSE WAS PROLONGED. Rararara I disagree with fake technology yes I do.
3.5. So uh Helen Magnus and Tesla you are so predictable. "I'm too exhausted to even banter with you." SHIP FODDER. "GO FIX MY HOUSE." "AM I YOURS HOUSE ELF?" "THANK YOU DOBBY". OMG HP7 RELEASE DATE PERFECT TIMING.
4. Is it bad I wanted John Druitt to teleport in? I MISS HIM SO MUCH.
5. Henry, you are so adorable with the trying to be a supersleuth. But you fail at not getting caught.
6. What's the difference between being a lycan and being a HAP? Because I feel like Henry can sort of change at will? Or am I totally forgetting some crucial episode that explained his Powahz, because I would. Also, I want moar shirtless Henry and less shirtless Will. I liked his nipples piercings, they made me lol even though they later edited them out. And I vaguely recall he had a bit of a fuzzy treasure trail/belly. Which, strangely enough, I find kind of adorable. Like, I'd rather date a guy without chest hair but with a treasure trail, than with chest hair but no treasure trail. But either is better than hairy chest *and* a treasure trail, because then it's just kind of...hairy.
7. Oh JunoEllen Page, you are still so adorable.
8. THE FUCK IS THAT CREATURE IT LOOKS LIKE A GORILLA WITH A SNOUT. THAT AIN'T NO WOLF I EVER SAWED.
9. Is the blonde chick a blonde wolf-gorilla-creature? Would she be a blonde wolf?
10. I feel like there's some sort of catch coming up, like that psychiatric facility is evil or something.
11. O HAI CLIP WITH HELEN MAGNUS IN A DRESSING GOWN FROM TEH SEASON 3 TRAILER. I also like Helen Magnus in a dressing gown reading in bed and I KNOW WHAT HER BED LOOKS LIKE FOR SMUT PURPOSES NOW. And lol Nikola making suggestive poses. And omg Helen being smart and hot. I love this scene. I LOVE THIS SCENE. I LOVE THIS SCENE. Too bad it's so short ;_;.
12. Ah, there's the catch. But lol the cgi for Henry is so bad and cartoon-y. It's like the one thing I can't buy from these series. NIPPLE PIERCINGS. Also Henry is super hot. I really would like to tap Ryan Robbins.
13. LOOK IT'S A TINY WRAITH DART. Oh, wait, I mean, blood demon. WILL GO BACK HOME SO YOU GUYS CAN UNLOCK THE PUZZLE.
14. White security guards are ominous. HENRY SHUSH THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOU INTO ~CUSTODY~.
15. Oh wait, there's the second catch. Blonde bitch is not actually friendly and a lycan. Goodbye, fantasies of blonde bush (oh god my suitemates have turned me into such a lecherous old man).
16. Oh, American version of Being Human, I want to like you, but ur just doin it wrong.
17. SELF IS DISTRACTED BY THE FACT THAT annerbhp UPDATED FIC INSTEAD OF DOING NANOWRIMO.
18. Phallic symbol is phallic. But I don't understand why particle accelerator is trying to kill them. LOL NIKOLA BEING SELF SACRIFICING. But I love how much of a lech he is. And EM SHIELD SHOULD NOT BE VISIBLE. But oh my God was that the cutest look she just gave Tesla. HOW ARE THEY GOING TO GET OUT OF THE ROOM TOGETHER? This episode just reinforces my belief that the whole "The Five" multiship really happened.
19. Henry ;_;. Poor bb is probably gonna have so many self-confidence issues after this forced transformation, I foresee. I want them to rescue Erika and bring her back to the Sanctuary though so they can have a little Lycan romance! It would be the cutest thing ever. She'll probably actually wind up being dead at the end of this episode though.
20. It's making grin that I'm seeing so many of the Behind the Scenes shots somebody posted at sanctuaryforall just in this episode alone!
21. This may be bad, but I don't understand where Henry's genitals go when he's transformed. Like, all of a sudden he's agendered/asexed.
22. NAKED CHICK SORRY ALL THOUGHTS TOTALLY GONE.
23. Nikola you are so funny. "You're not taking this personally, are you?" "Me? Of course I am."
24. HIMALAYAS SORRY COOL.
25. FUCKYEAH HENRY ROMANCE. I like the office party kind of music though. ALSO WHERE DOES DECLAN THINK HE'S TAKING BLONDE CHICK whose name I can't remember? It's not like they have the power to make arrests.
26. Helen you are so bodacious and oh my god your heels still make my eyeballs drop out of my head. Amanda Tapping is one talented, sexy bitch.
27. So what happens when Will gets home and walks into the library? Do he and Henry wind up on the same level as Helen and Nikola, or are they on a completely separate plane now?
28. Brb distracted by SGU that I've never seen before but is airing right after Sanctuary.
Maybe I will come back and clean this up later but right now I'm going to see if lavenderseaslug has updated her journal yet with her Sanctuary commentary 8D.