boredom is a tragic thing sometimes

Jun 08, 2007 14:24

stolen from acadia


The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: how swank are tavi's new pants?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: don't give me that crap... PLACATE ME... how swank ?
and the mystic pig said: My mystic sense is cloudy on this subject.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: oh I hates yas... come on... they are all swishy and stuff
and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Then how can you possibly be a mystic pig?
and the mystic pig said: I haven't the faintest idea.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Really? are they just giving that title out to any cute stuffed pig nowadays?
and the mystic pig said: You already know the answer to that one.

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The Mystic Pig


I asked the mystic pig: Damnit. Fine... should I have slept last night instead of hanging out with peeps and making swank tavi pants?
and the mystic pig said: A suffusion of yellow.

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why god why

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