Yes. I am in Rivendell. Elrond I is letting me be on the armrest. It is good.

So I was wondering about the whole getting out thing, and when I came across these forms, I filled one out. Okay, I didn't "come across" them. It was more like my equivalent of the mun's DMV, standing in line and getting yelled at and stuff. So here is my release form. ( Read more... )

When we last left Miriel, her disorder was forcing her to open a shiny door that said "Employees Only. Do not enter." She was enveloped in a bright light. What now?Okay. Am sitting, very alive-like, in the Ford of the Bruinen River (and don't ask me how I know this, since I've never left Numenor ( Read more... )

I was sitting in my designated Happy Chair in Mandos, plotting ways to kill that ass Ar-Pharazon, when I noticed that my old buddy, Gorlim (yup, THE Gorlim. The one who kinda, um, would piss off Barahir and Beren) was gone. That was bad, 'cause I needed him to be my lackey and stuff. We've been friends, because, somehow (even through I keep ( Read more... )