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[sugarhighkind]

[A hyperactive thirteen year old bounces around his room, his communicator dutifully broadcasting his every movement to the entire mansion. He is hopped up on sugar and cannot seem to keep still for even a moment. Every pass in front of the camera is accompanied by a sound that goes something like this:]

EEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHEHEHEHE

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[deadshuffle]

i can hear you from my room
quiet down

[deadshuffle]

[ knockknockknockknockknockopenthedoorgoddammitknockknock ]

[sugarhighkind]

[Noooo, it's cuddle time. D:]

IT'S OPEN, DUMMY.

[deadshuffle]

[ She would kick open the door put bluh too tired, so she just saunters in. ]

"I said not to call me stupid." [ She kicks one of the plates on the ground to the side. She has energy for that at least. ]

"And before you say it, yes "dummy" is basically the same as stupid."

[sugarhighkind]

I GUESS.

I'D OFFER YOU CAKE BUT YOU GOT HERE TOO SLOW AND NOW IT'S ALL GONE.

[Even though he's clearly still eating a piece.]

[deadshuffle]

"I'm so glad you thought of me."

[ She gets a broom from the closet and starts sweeping everything into a corner. ]

[sugarhighkind]

I KNOW. I'M AWESOME.

[And he starts bouncing on his bed, woo!]

[deadshuffle]

[ Sorry John, she sort of stopped paying attention in order to clean. ]

[sugarhighkind]

[What.]

JADE.

JAAAAAAAADE.

JADEJADEJADEJADE.

[deadshuffle]

[ DO YOU HEAR THAT?

IT'S THE SOUND OF JADE NOT LISTENING. ]

[sugarhighkind]

[THIS
IS
UNACCEPTABLE.]

Jade, look at me!

[TURTLEKIND, RIGHT AT THE BACK OF HER HEAD.]

[deadshuffle]

[ BROOM TO YOUR FACE JOHN.

BROOM
TO
YOUR
FACE ]

[sugarhighkind]

[GASP.]

WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

[deadshuffle]

"It could be because you threw an innocent turtle at me."

[ Just

Just let her finish cleaning okay ]

[sugarhighkind]

IT'S STUFFED, GOG.

[deadshuffle]

" So?" [ Oh my god you can actually see the floor now. Was that always there? ]