001 [Action + Video] What have I done

[fiercefeathers]

[So you all remember Xanxus, right? The stoic, ragey, violent badass that just popped in and hung up on half the people he talked to? Well this bitch looks a lot like him, identical as far as facial features and body structure go, except where you saw a man that could've just walked out of an Armani shop and capped the first person he ran into,

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[alwaysoptimist]

Oh hi, are you new? I think I saw your other person show up a fwe days ago, and he wasn't very nice. Oh my god, I love your outfit!

Hi, I'm Susan!

[fiercefeathers]

Guuurl, do not even talk to me about that ho. [There's a hair flip that occurs here.] Bitch is tweaking.

You do? [She smiles wide, perfect white teeth gleaming.] Oh honey, flattery will get you everywhere. It's a pleasure to meet you, darling. I'm Xanxus - the prettier half. Xantabulous, even, if you'd be kind enough.

[alwaysoptimist]

You do look really pretty in all of that. It't cute! But I think everyone is pretty. Actually, those two seemed to like talking right? I hope thy can be friends. Although, I think everyone should be friends, because it makes everything nice!

[She just kinda goes on at a nice paced chatter, like a teenage fangirl of everything ever.]

[fiercefeathers]

Whoa now, slow down, sweetness, slow down. 'Friend' isn't in the man's vocabulary and that's not me being surly because he's walking around with my fine ass body lookin' a sad mess, but I'm pretty sure your girl doesn't want that guy calling her friend.

[She pauses to file at her nails.]

But you are right. All she had to do was continue the mention of booze and Drunky McScowlerpants was all ears.

Who did your nails? Xansus~

[skater_lynx]

[Haru's been busy trashing your ugly mansion Queenie!

However there are somethings you don't pass up..or rather some things that you stare at long enough to attract attention because it has really been too long since one has seen a drag queen. It gets out of his mouth before he can stop himself.]

Who the hell's mirror is that?!

Best nails in all Wonderland, you best believe, son

[fiercefeathers]

[Xantabulous runs her manicured fingers through her weave and smiles - teeth all white and pretty. It's cool, bro, stare all you like, she'll just continue on being just all pretty and fabulous. She likes the attention.]

Xanxus. Tall, scowly, would be fine as hell if he didn't go around looking like he just rolled out of bed, brushed his teeth with Jack Daniel's, then attached the first chunk of roadkill he saw to the back of his head.

There's really only one bitch who can work that look and he got nothin' on Ke$ha.

[skater_lynx]

[At that description Haru laughs his ass off. Well that at least takes the edge off his foul mood for the moment. The quarter walks over helps himself to the seat in front of Xanadu.]

Mnn. Sounds cute but I'm already seeing someone stronger and better than him I'm sure~

[Haru's thoughts grow a little sour. His smile falls into a frown. Byakuran.]

So what are you doing here?

[fiercefeathers]

[She smiles wide at this, going about setting up all her nail files and tools and things and clicking her little light stand on.]

If by 'cute' you mean 'hot mess', yeah, sure. Tell me about your boy, baby. Give me the T.

[Aka, Xantabulous has put her gossipy pants on and she wants to hear all about this stronger, better lovefriend you've got. She's making 'gimmegimme' hands towards you. Nails, sir. Surrender them.]

Manicures, seeing as all you seem like you've been going around sticking your hands in piranha tanks and then ditch-digging with your fingers. Right after monsoon day. So, just, so I don't have to go around wanting to gag, hand 'em over.

laaaate because Wesker is fashionably so

[viral_tyrant]

[Still none too happy about the current situation, Wesker is trolling the mirror side looking for the Queen.

But who does he come across? Why, it looks to be the mirror of that egotistical buffoon he fought the day before.]

You seem to be much more pleasant than your real.

[His expression lightens a bit in seeing her. But he's still pretty upset about everything.

And alas...no leather outfit today. He's still just in a black button down and black slacks. Sooooo colorful.]

no worries, bb, no worries~

[fiercefeathers]

[ Xantabulous practically glows when she sees him. Well heeeey there, sailor. Oh, she recognizes you.

She pats the other side of the table, like 'here, here, come sit.' ]

In so many ways, baby, in so many ways.

you have my love <3

[viral_tyrant]

[He looks from her to the chair and back to her. Eh, what the hell? Might as well blow off some steam, right?

Wesker takes the seat opposite her, folding his arms over his chest.]

I would also have to say that you are one interesting mirror.

[And that was said with the smile that's still present.]

I shall treasure it forever :3 also, gdi, why am i not asleep yet, dammit rp

[fiercefeathers]

[Seeing as his arms are firmly folded and he doesn't seem like the type for manicuring, m!Xanxus takes this as a good sign not to badge him for it.]

Yeah? [A gleaming, bright smile here.] Go ahead, tell me more, I'm all ears.

[Face in hands, elbows on table, and she's probably swinging a foot back and for girlishly too.]