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[sugarhighkind]

[Someone on the mirror side is gently, delicately weeping into his pillow.

Lolol. No. He's obnoxiously sobbing and shoveling cake into his mouth. Between mouthfuls a few words might make their way out:]

THEY ARE THE WORST KINDS OF PEOPLE!

I WANT THEM TO EXPLODE!

DAVE, YOU WERE MY FOREVER BOY!

[Yes. Jade and Dave have gotten cuddly. John is

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[knightinreverse]

[Dave is so confused, and as much as John annoys him, he's still a friend, and that means he's concerned.]

what the hell has you crying your guts out john?

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[sugarhighkind]

[!]

YOU.

[knightinreverse]

unless youre talking about the real dave strider then yes me

[sugarhighkind]

YOU'RE A HEARTBREAKER! DREAM MAKER! LOVE TAKER-- DON'T YOU MESS AROUND WITH ME!

[Take that Pat Benatar furyyyyyyy!]

[knightinreverse]

john what the hell are you talking about?
when did i take love and break hearts???
draw me a map because im fucking lost

[sugarhighkind]

JUST GO AND SIT ON JADE'S LAP, YOU SLUUUUUT!

[knightinreverse]

i have it on good authority that im not a slut because im still virgin
also what does that have to do with anything?

[sugarhighkind]

YOU CUDDLE WITH HER LIKE SHE'S YOUR BOYFRIEND BUT I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND, DAVE.

I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND.

[knightinreverse]

how
what
boyfriends???
when did that happen???
also im not her girlfriend since im not even a lady

[Forever sulking that he wears girl clothes really well, and Jade wears guy clothes awesomely.]

[sugarhighkind]

BECAUSE I LOVE YOU THAT'S WHY.

[Forever hiding in his blankets and not really understanding what that word means. The word being love. The one he's throwing around like a frisbee in a park.]

[knightinreverse]

[Awkwarrrrrd. Dave is going to need to lay down the rules of love!]

do you really or are you just saying that?
cause if you mean it then you better walk the talk john
by that i mean prove it

[sugarhighkind]

HOW DO YOU PROVE LOVE? DO YOU MAKE OUT WITH MY SISTER IN FRONT OF ME?

[Clearly that is a Thing which Happened.]

[knightinreverse]

john
that never happened
and it will never happen
there will be no sloppy make outs between jade and i
anyway
you prove it by doing something the object of your affections would like
or even try to figure it out

[sugarhighkind]

OH.

DAVE DO YOU LIKE THINGS?

[knightinreverse]

yes i like things
of course i like things
what kind of things are you wanting to know here?

[sugarhighkind]

I DON'T KNOW YOU SAID I SHOULD TRY TO DO THINGS FOR YOU.

TELL ME WHICH THINGS.

DO YOU LIKE IT WHEN JADE SITS ON YOUR LAP I COULD DO THAT.