something tells me you know how to save me

[desusassin]

what a motherfucking joke

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i'm so sorry in advance. this is kind of my...test run with him.

[eat_thehoney]

[The following response is SO SLOW it would put Doze to shame. SHAME, BRO.]

there__are__goIIng__two__be color2??
that__2ound2__motherfuckIIng__cool.
rIIght??

it's fine! .D.b Kinda playing around with mirror gamzee here too

[desusassin]

abso-motherfucking-lutely.
YOUR COLORS IN FACT LOW BLOOD AND I WILL PAINT A FUCKING MURAL OF BEES.
so many bees.
YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO HOLD ALL THE BEES.
pathetic slow blood.

okay, cool :>

[eat_thehoney]

oh__2hIIt__there__are__bee2??
II__dIIdn't__know__they__were__here__2orry.
waIIt.
where__are__they??

c:

[desusassin]

IF YOU FIND THE MUTANTBLOOD.
you'll discover the motherload of bees.
BEES FOR EVERYONE.
but you can motherfucking have them.

[st4tusquo]

let2 ju2t 2k1p all the r1d1culou2 euphem12m2 and ju2t k1ll the 2h1t out of the2e a22hole2
part1cularly mutant fuck6looded a22hole2

[desusassin]

are you trying to tell me what i should motherfucking do.
OF COURSE WE'RE GOING TO SUBJUGGULATE ALL THESE LOW BLOOD ASSHOLES.
but we start with the piss poor excuse of me on the other side.
HE WILL BE THE ONE WHO HELPS US GRAB THOSE UNGRATEFUL FUCKS.
and pull them to the other side.
BUT DON'T YOU DARE TELL THE GRAND HIGHBLOOD WHAT TO DO.
or i'll have you assassinated by the desusassins.

[st4tusquo]

wow
ok
6ack1ng out of any potent1al power 2truggle2 youre 2ee1ng here
you are the man
you are the 6o22
you are the h1gh6lood and 1 an2wer to you
no need to get the de2u

[desusassin]

THE DESU WILL BE BROUGHT HOWEVER.
the mutantblood is mine to finish.
MINE TO MAKE MY SPECIAL STARDUST OUT OF.
bodily harm to him i don't care.
BUT HIS NECK IS MINE TO SNAP.
do you motherfucking understand that?

[bleeds_red]

you really shouldn't be painting anything, gamzee.

[desusassin]

oh shut the fuck up mutant blood.
NOTHING WOULD EVER LOOK BEAUTIFUL WITH YOUR COLOR.
except when it's on the motherfucking floor.

[bleeds_red]

you sound like terezi.
which isn't a compliment.

[desusassin]

BUT SHE IS NOT A DESUSASSIN.
so she could never touch you.
AND SHE COULDN'T EITHER BECAUSE AS LONG AS I'M THE HIGHBLOOD YEAH.
your neck is mine.

Can i play too?

[deal_wwith_it]

Oh seriously? This is just grannd, really.
They get the relaxed and calmm onne, annd we get you.
What is mmy life? Just onnce I would love to catch a break.

of course .D.b

[desusassin]

you have no right to judge me.
SEADWELLER.

[deal_wwith_it]

I'mm nnot judging you, highblood or whatever. Simmply stating a fact.
I was wonndering how lonng it would take for you to put inn ann appearannce, nnot to say I'mm enntirely thrilled. Perhaps it would be best if we just stayed out of each other's way, hmm? I really have nno innterest inn conntributing to or beinng part of your 'mmural'.

[desusassin]

but you know that a little touch of purple.
WOULD COMPLIMENT THE YELLOW THAT WILL BE PAINTING BEES.
purple for purple flowers.
TO REPRESENT A PANSY MOTHERFUCKIN DAISY YOU ARE.

[sugarhighkind]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
PAINTING IS FOR FAGS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[desusassin]

some motherfuckers gonna get culled.
MOTHERFUCKERS GONNA GET CULLED.

[sugarhighkind]

IT'S FUNNY
HOW YOU THINK YOU ARE SAYING KILLED.
BUT YOU ARE NOT.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA LOSER.

[desusassin]

hey.
WHERE DO YOU LIVE?