[ Philip is back on the other side. Phil is done for the day. And this narration won't rest until all four of Philip and all two of Dean have met in any and all combinations possible.
And so it's not the sleazebag himself but his lovely companion Claire who steers the body home towards their room when he runs into Dean on the mirrorside. ]
H-hello,
[ he mumbles with his head hung conspicuously low and his feet already trying to hurry past Dean.
Granted, that plan might have some flaws, but who'd blame Claire? That hunter is scary.
[ Remember when we said Claire was awful at lying and acting? That goes double for when he's nervous and triple for when he's trying to book it as fast as possible. ]
Y-yeah, I was- was j-just gonna- gonna go to a- a- sex thing now, so I'll, uh, I'll-- I'm not Phil, please don't hurt me.
[That hand that Dean has on his gun? It might just be cocking the weapon. Maybe. Possibly. Definitely. Yes.]
So you're Clarence.
[Excuse him for being a little suspicious, my good man, but headvoices having mirrors? That seems like a bit of a stretch, even if this version seems nervous.
Well. Maybe it's just because Dean isn't handcuffed to a goddamn bed right now.]
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My, someone's ready to cause trouble.
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...thank you, Captain Obvious.
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I hope you won't damage the walls too much. It goes back, but it's still not a nice sight to see.
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You're not gonna stand in my way, are you, Pretty Boy?
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And so it's not the sleazebag himself but his lovely companion Claire who steers the body home towards their room when he runs into Dean on the mirrorside. ]
H-hello,
[ he mumbles with his head hung conspicuously low and his feet already trying to hurry past Dean.
Granted, that plan might have some flaws, but who'd blame Claire? That hunter is scary.
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There's no way he's getting past Dean, despite the strangely non-confrontational method he appears to be employing.]
The Hell's up with you, Don Juan? Get lost on your way to a quickie with suited me?
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[ Remember when we said Claire was awful at lying and acting? That goes double for when he's nervous and triple for when he's trying to book it as fast as possible. ]
Y-yeah, I was- was j-just gonna- gonna go to a- a- sex thing now, so I'll, uh, I'll-- I'm not Phil, please don't hurt me.
[ Familiar accent, anyone? Yes? No? Maybe? Lobster? ]
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So you're Clarence.
[Excuse him for being a little suspicious, my good man, but headvoices having mirrors? That seems like a bit of a stretch, even if this version seems nervous.
Well. Maybe it's just because Dean isn't handcuffed to a goddamn bed right now.]
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