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[ Mirror Alex is in the kitchen spinning the illest cherry pie you ever wished you'd been a good enough person to see. Your tongue would want to have sex with this pie if your tongue was conscious and had functioning sexual organs. This pie is the biz.
Or it will be, when it's finished. But even the cooking process is hella hardcore. Only a pussy uses pre-pitted cherries, what.
Like a true bro from the hood, he's humming one of Avril Lavigne's later singles as he pits cherries one by one into an offensively floral china bowl.
With both the Jabberwock and Mirror Lamb realside, he's opted to stay here and enjoy some time with his remaining digits. ]
Or it will be, when it's finished. But even the cooking process is hella hardcore. Only a pussy uses pre-pitted cherries, what.
Like a true bro from the hood, he's humming one of Avril Lavigne's later singles as he pits cherries one by one into an offensively floral china bowl.
With both the Jabberwock and Mirror Lamb realside, he's opted to stay here and enjoy some time with his remaining digits. ]