I was sitting in the bus, just about to get off in the town shopping centre when I felt someone tapping me on the shoulder. I turned around and saw this 6-year-old boy I knew from ballet staring at me. Just as I was about to ask what the matter was, he opened his mouth and sang, "Don't you wish you girlfriend was hot like me ( Read more... )

OK, I decided to give up on English. This is why ( Read more... )

Ok, can someone PLEASE tell me the difference between Severitus and Sevitus? This has been confusing me for ages and whoever can give me a comprehensive answer gets a cyberchocolate!

My god, I have so much SHIT in my inbox! I've got LJ replies from 5 years ago as well as membership notifications from Yahoo!Groups and that's just the beginning!

WHY haven't I cleaned it out before?!

ARGH! *is dead*

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21/07/07 + Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows = OH YEAH! OH YEAH! OH YEAH!!!!!!!

Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't ( Read more... )

The Corporate Exercise Program ( Read more... )

If you haven't finished Lightning Wave's Sacrifices Arc, don't read this post. I can't stress that enough!
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I began reading it some time ago, but when I got to the part where Harry's hand got chopped off I almost stopped (I really can't stand mutilation of any kind). Fortunately, I was assured of the ( Read more... )

God! I was just reading a story on ff.n and I opened another tab to check out the Australian Discworld Convention when I heard this odd voice from my computer say, "HELLO!"..."HELLO!" It scared the crap out of me because I didn't have a CLUE what it was! It turned out to be one of those ads for the "Free Smileys". That REALLY freaked me out!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

What's your resolution? Mine's to stop procrastinating.