seven matches made

[mis_match]

While times and standards of appearance may change over the years, and my knowledge is quite dated to the majority of the City, there are certain standards of beauty that are eternal and yet sadly lacking in the majority of the population. Fortunately, these are things that are easily changed.

Without further ado,

Emma Woodhouse's Guide to being

Comments

[willofthewinds]

Those advices are indeed helpful, thank you.

[She actually writes them down, though she doesn't know how to execute them.]

[mis_match]

I am so glad you think so, Miss...?

[ooc: late tag is so very late. Sorry!]

[willofthewinds]

Ah! Hououji Fuu! My name's Hououji Fuu.

[ooc: S'okay~ it happens bb. ♥]

I lol'd so hard ;3;

[misterblackbird]

You make it all sound so very simple.

mwahahaha

[mis_match]

It is simple. It may not be easy, but it is quite simple. I would think your own experience would prove my case, as you are very hot.

[misterblackbird]

I am flattered--twice over--Miss Woodhouse.

[mis_match]

Twice over? There is something wrong with your maths, I fear, for I am aware of only flattering you once.

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[adamantined]

[Claire thinks this post is -]

[video]

[mis_match]

[Emma smiles with smug satisfaction.]

You flatter me. I would like to think that I am not entirely deficient in these qualities, but to be told so by someone has hot as yourself is most gratifying.

[thebearjew]

So if you're not 'sadly lacking' in certain features, you don't have to follow those rules?

[mis_match]

These are not rules, sir, but the qualities that make a person hot. If you are already hot, then you already possess them. They are sine qua non.

[valentineluke]

....

[mis_match]

Intruding upon a person's journal and failing to make any sort of greeting is definitely not hot.