~One~ [accidental video post]

[mis_match]

[The gardens of Xanadu. Off-screen, a young woman speaks cheerfully

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audio;

[filmzbyzach]

Umm....I know you're new here, but you should get somewhere inside, like, now.

audio;

[mis_match]

Who speaks? Show yourself!

audio;

[filmzbyzach]

[sigh, this will be a long day he thinks]

Um, do you see a box or something near your feet, maybe?

audio;

[mis_match]

[A long pause as Emma searches, then finds the Network device.]

What is this thing?

[killing_sweep]

A terribly dangerous one at the moment, I suppose you could say.

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[mis_match]

That is the impression I have been given, but why?

[killing_sweep]

You're about to be surrounded by flesh-eating zombies and maimed terribly.

To be exact.

voice;

[mis_match]

Flesh...eating...zombies?

voice;

[objectedly]

( Newcomers at this time?! )

Madam, can you hear my voice?

( Damn it... )

voice;

[mis_match]

Indeed I can sir. Where am I? What is this place? Why must I go inside? I apologize for my rudeness, but from my understanding the situation is desperate.

voice; oh god tl;dr

[objectedly]

[ A soft, audible sigh, but he continues patiently ]

I apologize for the shock this may bring you, but the place you are in, while under normal circumstances would be more than safe, is at the moment an open ground for crazed hunters. ( Something tells me telling her zombies are here won't have much effect... )

There are, however, many safe places nearby. If you would like the entire story, then I suggest you head north from the way you're heading and turn to the right. There is a Café by the name of Turnabout-- it's not closed, but it'll provide a temporary sanctuary for you.

I can explain much clearly there. We're all making sure no newcomer is caught in this mess.

I am Miles Edgeworth, the proprietor of the establishment. I can meet you halfway, should that be better.

voice; I still read it!

[mis_match]

Thank you kindly, Mr. Edgeworth. I would very much appreciate your assistance in finding a safe haven.

1/2 LIKE INTEGRA WILL ADMIT SHE READ CLASSIC CHICK LIT

[steeldame]

Oh bloody Hell. Those names.

voice;

[steeldame]

I would also strongly suggest to look for a place, a high place inside to shelter from the plague, miss.

voice;

[mis_match]

Thank you, miss. A Mr. Edgeworth is...vocally...escorting me to a place of safety.

A plague, you say? I thought the threat was...flesh eating zombies?

voice;

[steeldame]

I see. The zombies are the pest. They carry a contagious plague that turn people into that.