Sorry Man, You're Still Jailbait

May 04, 2004 05:05


"Hang out with me! Hang out with me! Hang out with me!"

"Cool."  I reply.  "Whadda 'ya wanna do?"

"Swim at Boo Boo's house."

"You got it."

*drivedrivedrivedrivedrive*  *get to Boo Boo's house*

*swimswimswimswimswim*

'Uggh.  Fucking potheads.'  I think to myself. '...Oh good.  Now they're gone.'

"So, whadda 'ya wanna do now?" I asked Cat.

"Lets ( Read more... )

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asspenny January 31 2005, 16:38:46 UTC
Hi. I don't know you but this story was awesome, and I will now use this pick-up line whenever the opportunity arises. Praise allah.

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misaido January 31 2005, 19:40:30 UTC
Glad you enjoyed it! Horray for wierdly horny 15 year olds! :P

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