Intro of Intro-ness!

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A. Phone, Unfiltered'This archaic piece of technology is large, unwieldy and rather unconventional considering the technological advancements that have happened since its invention,' Misaka states while examining the equipment with a frown

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B

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[Accelerator just happens to be going down the street when--

Holy shit it's Misaka...again. He's definitely not in the mood to deal with her--when is he ever?--and she always manages to find some reason to bother him...]

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[She pauses when she sees Accelerator, just eyeing him down as she stays still, much like a deer in the headlights.]

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[...What the hell is she doing?]

Oi, what the fuck is wrong with you?

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'Nothing,' Misaka explains quickly.

b.

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[HOW FORTUITOUS. The street this Onee-sama clone is wandering through happens to be the street Kuroko spends....a small fraction of her time on! Look, just because the house she was assigned is on Bunker Street doesn't mean she is tied to it, okay. ONEE-SAMA LIVES TOO FAR AWAY AND IT IS UNNACEPTABLE.

IN ANY EVENT, a meeting is inevitable, because she is leaving her house at the precise moment Misaka walks by. FANCY THAT.]

Onee-sama!

[SNEAK ATTACK. SURPRISE BU- HUG.]

i had to upload this icon just for this moment

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[The fact that Misaka had A) Too little time to react, and B) was surprised at the sudden outcry as she was jumped on, made for one very, very confused (rather off balance) clone. ]

'M-Misaka believes you have the wrong person,' Misaka states.

SUCCESS!!!

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[Onee-sama rarely reacts to Kuroko's hugs in a satisfying manner (even if her squeaks of surprise are in fact adorable), but this is something she's never encountered before. HUG, DISENGAGED. Kuroko circles Misaka, studying her in a fashion rather reminiscent of a large, carnivorous cat.

She stops when she is face-to-face with her victim chosen morsel subject, hands on hips.]

Are you attempting a new style of speech, Onee-sama? I always found third-person a bit nauseating, myself, but you may be the exception.

going to pretend that other tag didn't suck s bad i had to redo it

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'You have the wrong Misaka,' Misaka replies as she tries to convince as such nervously.

[Remaining perfectly still. Because you're not supposed to encourage this, right? CLEARLY JUST LIKE BIG CAT, KUROKO MIGHT POUNCE WITH ANY SUDDEN MOVEMENTS.]

A.

[justdumbluck]

[ Wow. He almost feels like he's in school again. ]

...'S just a phone. If you're that worried about it screwin' up, can't ya just go find the person you wanna talk to?

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'But Misaka does not know if they are even here,' Misaka points out with a frown.

[justdumbluck]

Then why-?

[ It takes him a moment, but he reaches a logical conclusion. ]

Oh! Are you new here?

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'Correct,' Misaka explains, as she is in fact new.

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Old Gregg don't get what you trying to say.

What?

You stupid?

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'The telephone system is outdated,' Misaka points out in layman's terms.

[shoeofbaileys]

Old Gregg don't give a damn. You still sound crazy. Everyone in this witch town crazy.

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'Then why do you continue to converse with Misaka?' Misaka questions honestly.

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Why are you narrating yourself, Keiichi asks in a confused manner.

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'It is simply how Misaka speaks,' Misaka explains her speech pattern.

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'It's one I've never heard of', Keiichi says, impressed to find an entirely new type of moé verbal tic.

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'Moé?' Misaka questions curiously.