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Kayak
If my love for my new job were a pillow case full of door knobs, it'd have enough weight and heft to kill an ox in a single blow to the mid-section. Borders = Sam Goody - bullshit corporate initiatives + books + decent foreign film section +eclectic variety of music (not just Top 40). That plus the fact that I have weekends off TOO... ahhh just ( Read more... ) -
Summer Hose Whipping
Today is the day everything gets turned around. I start at my new job in roughly 2 hours from now, then afterwards I'll be off to buy all my furniture for my new room (IKEA whore FTW). All I've got to say is it's about goddamn time. After almost an entire summer of waffling and meandering about trying to figure out what to do, I finally feel ( Read more... ) -
Dangling Liability
" so, wait... you're asking me to what exactly?"
"Feed it, walk it, make sure it doesn't die in the process; all else other than that, I could care less where it does its business, although I'm pretty sure you'd prefer he do that outside.
"Constance, I don't have time for that." I looked down at her brand new puppy sitting contently at ( Read more... ) -
I Broke My Protractor
62 years and 2 days ago we glassed 200,000 Japanese people into oblivion. Do you think they hold a memorial like we do to 9/11? -
Networked Cacophony
After three and a half weeks of deliberation, trial-and-error, and good ol' fashioned elbow grease, things are finally coming together. I will be moving into my new... errr... old digs this weekend, thus releasing me from the talons of my parent's house, AND I've managed to con[vince] someone to hire me. Well, two people actually... I guess when it ( Read more... ) -
I'm Done With This Nonsense (at least for now)
"So, what made you think to apply to [Enter Generic Retail Store ( Read more... ) -
Artifice of Human Achievement
What better way to start this post off than with the mention of Barry Bonds. Granted I'm not a sport's fan by any stretch of the imagination (aside from the fact that I do enjoy playing soccer). I couldn't care less about Beckham coming to the States, Tiger Woods winning yet another Open, or some hot shit Running Back signing on for $45 million to ( Read more... ) -
Nobody Expects....
Because I'm a huge dork and I've really got nothing better to do than distract myself from the fact I still don't have a job, I decided what costume to acquire for this years Ren Fest ( Read more... ) -
Militant Kiwi
Public Service Announcement:
Black and Red are colors you do not want to see coming out of your nose. -
Chesapeake Pig Fetish
In retrospect, it probably wasn't the best idea to bring my new girlfriend to meet my family on only the second date. Although the dinner was, at the very least, edible, I found myself desperately trying to find new ways to make excuses for my retarded half-brother, who had not yet learned the niceties of hiding ones erection when meeting a member ( Read more... )