TRIPLE bypass.

Seems that a member of the family had to outdo anyone who has just one or even those with just 2....

Seems that being a black cat at night in the dark stairwell seems to be a problem. I didn't know that I violated the golden rule of being underfoot that the punishment is GET YOU STEP ON ( Read more... )

It seems that humans (or at least mines does) have this need to slowly destory themsevles with drinks that might taste good going down, but not up ( Read more... )

Every notice that when something stupid is about to hit the fan its not just a little fan ( Read more... )

I snuck out for some fun at night while he worked. Got to meet a few of the locals and I was totally surprized about the secret underground lair that is right under my four feet ( Read more... )

that batteries in the car alarm will go completely dead only after it locks the doors. I needs someone with thumbs and money to get a new battery and open the little remote thingie. seems that the gooshy food is inside and I want some....

the internet from the cell phone works. only took 2 hours to figure out after getting my music on

There should have been much drinking, wasn't ( Read more... )

Will be getting access to the internet ANYTIME I want now. but I had to make a promise to write more often ( Read more... )

All is unpacked.
I see thing I havn't seen in ages.
And now that I'm the sole cat with no dog problems. Anything that comes up missing chewed upon or pounced, I'm to blame.
Oh well can't have everything....

But I really do want one of those praire dogs, they are my size.