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[mischief_x2]

I thought George was going to be mad at me for opening his mail, but I'm sure he'll be happy now.

It was just a box! With just the name "Weasley" on it so I thought it was something for the shop! And now I'm blue for Merlin's sake!

BLUE! With neon hair that somehow glows in the dark!

AND I SMELL LIKE FLOWERS! WHY DO I SMELL LIKE FLOWERS?!

Comments

[mandy_mandy]

Blue? And flowery? Sounds like a definite improvement to me.

[mischief_x2]

Blue and flowery is NOT an improvement!

[mandy_mandy]

Sure it is! Over redheaded and... Well, I don't know what you smelled like before, but I'm sure flowery is an improvement.

[mischief_x2]

I'm not sure if I should take that as an insult or not...

[pretty_vati]

Did you say blue? and neon? and flowery?

[mischief_x2]

Yes, why? Did you have anything to do with this? If you did, I'm going to prank you from here to China.

[pretty_vati]

Um, not at all.

Surely you like the flower scent chosen? I mean, obviously the pranker has wonderful taste in pranks. Quite creative to turn someone blue with neon and then have them smelling like wonderful flowers!

Really, you should be thanking the person! They made you unique from your twin! Now they'll all be "That Fred is a handsome blue guy, isn't he? He smells divine too". And the girls will be fawning over you because you smell so wonderfully.

Yes, I think you should send a thank-you card to the pranker. If you ever find them out.

[mischief_x2]

Oh yes, I'm going to say THANK YOU to someone who has made me smell like a woman's garden.

I hope this wears off soon...

[unsecretive]

Teeheehee. Oh, Fred, that's horrible! Who on earth could have done this to you?

[mischief_x2]

I'm not sure, but it did come from George's mail. So somebody was going to do it to him.

I bet it was Millie.

[unsecretive]

That would make sense. They aren't exactly on good terms lately, especially after the pranks and the breakup and the subsequent announcing of their relationship, which really should have come first, but I digress.

You're blue, you say?

[mischief_x2]

...Yes, I'm blue. Why?

[lionredmane]

Oh, Fred, don't be blue.

[mischief_x2]

Haha, stop laughing, Gin.

[lionredmane]

Why? You'd laugh at me if I was blue.

Speaking of which... you look a little off-colour there, Fred.

[nox_neville]

Did you eat something?! Or was it .. in .. the box? And your hair must make it easy to see in the dark, right?

[mischief_x2]

I opened the box and it went POOF! Next thing I know, I'm staring at myself in the mirror wondering what the bloody hell happened!

[nox_neville]

Have you tried a glamor charm, yet? Maybe you can artificially cover it up until it really goes away. Where's Splotchy when you need him?!

[pretty_vati]

Neville, I really don't think he should do that.