steve = bitch

[miserably_pink]

me = baaj aeon
yousillything = AnnoraORourke


Annora ORourke: I LOVE THIS SONG.
baaj aeon: what song?
Annora ORourke: sldkjfasdijfsdlfj.
Annora ORourke: a letter to elise >> the cure.
baaj aeon: xD
baaj aeon: MY BROTHER IS IN BOOT CAMP
Annora ORourke: -licks the computer screen-
baaj aeon: AND HE JUST LEFT
baaj aeon: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHKXZVLKJASZDFSJHHUKUYHFTFGRFDS
Annora ORourke: uuh.. whoa?
Annora ORourke: roflmao!
Annora ORourke: you're so mean!
Annora ORourke: xD
baaj aeon: I KNOW
baaj aeon: BUT HE'S SUCH AN ASSHOLE
Annora ORourke: why'd he go to boot camp?
baaj aeon: because he's an asshole
baaj aeon: HE IS AN ANAL SPHINCTER
Annora ORourke: o_o;
Annora ORourke: very descriptive.
baaj aeon: AN UNGLAMOUROUS ORIFICE
baaj aeon: FROM WHICH FECAL MATTER IS DISPOSED OF
Annora ORourke: OK.
Annora ORourke: kdfjaslkjdf.
baaj aeon: XD
Annora ORourke: god you're slap-happy.
Annora ORourke: it's like fucking.... 7 am over there, right?
Annora ORourke: sheesh i'd be running into walls..
Annora ORourke: OMFG MY DESK IS PURRING.
Annora ORourke: it's vibrating..
baaj aeon: xD
baaj aeon: ROFL
Annora ORourke: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Annora ORourke: -afraid to look-
Annora ORourke: oh. my. fucking. god.
Annora ORourke: -must not look-
Annora ORourke: MUST NOT LOOK.
Annora ORourke: ....
baaj aeon: look
baaj aeon: look
baaj aeon: look
Annora ORourke: oh dear god.
baaj aeon: look
baaj aeon: ?
Annora ORourke: i did i did.
Annora ORourke: and um...
Annora ORourke: no. oh god no.
Annora ORourke: holy fucking shit.
baaj aeon: o_O
Annora ORourke: THERE'S A VIBRATOR IN THE DESK DRAWER AND IT WON'T STOP VIBRATING AND THE DESK IS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE GODDAMNED POLTERGEIST!
baaj aeon: XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
baaj aeon: OMFG
baaj aeon: ROFL
baaj aeon: LMAO
baaj aeon: SC;KLGVZFHKLDJHJKFLG
Annora ORourke: i turned it off.
Annora ORourke: with my pencil.
Annora ORourke: roflmao.
Annora ORourke: i am traumatized.