mahahahha

Jul 17, 2005 22:20


Well, as megan is on the phone i am reading the gay manual and this is what i learned....



1. LINE[Have we met before]   REPLY [Yes, we have. It's was September 8th, 1991, and you tried the same line on me then.]

2. LINE[Do you come here often]   REPLY [Not anymore.]

3.LINE[Going home so early]  REPLY[This crowds tried]

4. LINE[You should be a model]  REPLY[I am]

5. LINE[I think you dropped this dollar. =picking up a dollar he dropped and offering it to you]  REPLY[Thank]

6.LINE[Do you live around here]  REPLY[Yes, with two cats, two dogs and my lover.]

7.LINE[That shirt would look good hanging in my closet]  REPLY[They don't make ladies sizes]

8. LINE[Smile, it's not that bad.]  REPLY[It is now]

9. LINE[Aren't you on television]  REPLY[Ya, America Most Wanted]

10. LINE[Do need a spot =at the gym]  REPLY[No, thanks, i have a dog]

11. LINE[If destiny has it's way, you and I will be lovers]  REPLY[Not if destiny is any friend of mine]

may the force be with you....
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