well i woke up at 1 pm today to my mom screaming at me because shes a moron and doesnt realize that to get on xp you need to type your name and password ( the should hand out user names and passwords to xp after they give competency tests). So she yelled at me for a second and i went back to sleep and she did this like 3 times so i yelled back told ( Read more... )

If you read this - if your eyes are passing over this right now - even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

the new aim sucks no one should download it ever.

when native born chinese people try to speak english they just sound like they're profoundly retarded.

THE END

the other day i went to town and country to buy some cigarretes. There was this cop there and i've seen him many a time there at like 2 in the morning. Well this cop is apparently trying to park the beef bus in this clerk at T & C. So i go in the to buy a gatorade and this mother fucker (the cop) asked me how old i was and i said 20. Well he ( Read more... )

hmmmmmmm damn i need to go to bed. Damn i gotta go to court on december 5th and its gonna suck. My Lawyer is going to cost a shitload of cash that i could be spending on other cool shit. I'm pissed at 3 people right now over this can you guess who ( Read more... )

Today was good . My mom informed me this morning that she was going to mexico, i said ok. then she said go get my tire fixed on my car and throws me the keys, I said alright. As she was walking out the door she includes dont joyride in my car, and i thought look who you're talking to, but i said alright. So i dickshitted around until about three ( Read more... )

it was awsome i saw a shit ton of people that i havent seen in a while and it made me miss them that much more.

if anyone plays socom 3 online
they need to give me their gamertag
because its the shit
2 days and couting
im bouncing
if you get outta line
chances are you'll get hit
then im gonna shit in your cereal

THE END

its invite only if you're not invited please dont show up i will be an asshole.

well.
one of these days.
there's gonna be a genocide on goths.
sure it'll start with mustard gas vents installed in all the hot topics around the nation.
Then it will go to concentration camps where they all wear pastel colors and do arts and crafts all day whilethe top 40 plays on the loudspeaker all day.
man i hate goths