001 ☼ (voice)

[miseternity]

Looks like it's out of the frying pan and into the ... tacky, snow-logged streets of a city I've never seen. And somehow, still not the worst day I've ever had.

[ there's a noise like he's sort of seething through gritted teeth. ] Yeah, you really shouldn't have done that, though.

But, while you've got me here, maybe whoever's listening to this

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[byweavinglives]

What will happen if they don't?

[miseternity]

[ his tone takes a turn for the gritty and threatening. ]

Not good things.

[byweavinglives]

I suppose you don't enjoy specifics.

[miseternity]

I enjoy results.

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[historyrepeater]

[ the first few words he hears over the network, Stefan freezes, sitting up ]

2/?

[historyrepeater]

[ and then he rolls his eyes ]

3/3

[historyrepeater]

You're threatening everyone on the Network?

[miseternity]

Only the ones with a hand in our apparent kidnapping. Which, by the way, you're taking incredibly well.

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[commarogue]

[Someone's smoker voice is sounding even rougher than usual. Faith's attempting the usual attitude, and it's nowhere near as convincing as usual. Still, she's freaking irritated that newbie vamps are apparently trying to pull this 'where am I?' bullshit.]

Seriously? At least try to pretend like you're trying. We're so not buying this act.

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[miseternity]

Well, if you're such a mastermind as to figure out exactly what I'm up to, how about you go ahead and inform me what crime I've committed today, Nancy Drew?

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[commarogue]

Yeah look, you're not the first big talker around. Either you end up being some big bad wannabe or being some wannabe's dinner, so.

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[miseternity]

[ he feigns sounding surprised, but it's obvious he's just mocking. ]

Then, I guess this makes me the big bad.

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[child_radical]

Will of this place or the higher powers that be decided to drag you here. Enjoy your stay.

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[miseternity]

I'm beginning to think you people need a cozier welcome mat.

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[child_radical]

But we're all warm and friendly to new arrivals, as long as they don't start running off at the mouth with threats and other general idiocy.

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[miseternity]

Sure, next time I get kidnapped I'll be sure and play nice. Put the claws away. Maybe I'll even bake cookies.

[spam forever]

[loisfuckinglane]

[Lois 'arrives' just after Damon's finishing up his transmission, spinning around incredulously in place on the other side of the fountain.]

... Really inopportune time to fall asleep, Lane. Wake up.

[Afraid of driving off the road, she sticks her head right in the water of the fountain beside her, and then yanks her head up, gasping, hair dripping, and disbelief working its way into her expression as she realizes she's still... here.]

... well then.

[miseternity]

[ it's not until he hears the splash that he realizes the girl's as lost as he is -- when he does hear it, though, he looks back like she has to have her mental facilities limited in some way.

sure, he could tell her suicide's not the answer, but ... ]

If you're that interested in drowning yourself, just ask.

[loisfuckinglane]

[She whirls around in surprise at the voice, hands coming up in some sort of defensively karate like stance. Water streams down into her eyes, and she has to break her badass pose to slap it away.]

Who the hell are you?

[miseternity]

The Easter Bunny. Cut the self defense crap before you embarrass yourself, princess, I'm not the one you want to be aiming your fists of fury at, anyway.