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miseternity

002 ☼ (voice)/(action)/(forward-dated to early tomorrow, ty holidays)

Dec 21, 2010 21:02

[ Damon is leaning up against his apartment building, nursing a bloody stomach wound that is slowly closing and still leaving a lot of blood on the designer shirt of his GODDAMN YOU, CITY and groaning at the feeling ( Read more... )

what: never living this down, what: the city is full of horrible, what: virginity is overrated, where: polychromatic, what: ic, what: blood donations? anyone?, what: unicorns are devil spawn, what: damon makes the best threats

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voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 04:18:42 UTC

You too?

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 04:22:27 UTC

[ snort ] Don't tell me. Is this the part where we bond over evisceration, little brother?

voice historyrepeater December 22 2010, 04:31:54 UTC

I just had hooves to the chest and the shoulder.

voice miseternity December 22 2010, 04:35:01 UTC

[ EVEN THE UNICORNS LIKE STEFAN BETTER. ]

Of course you did. [ you can practically hear him rolling his eyes in the pause. ] I'm going to kill it.

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voice; primrosella December 22 2010, 04:33:40 UTC

Oh, rats, not another one...

Are you all right? My goodness, are you--do you need a doctor? Is there someone I can call for you?

voice; miseternity December 22 2010, 04:36:52 UTC

I've survived worse. Nothing's broken -- call it a Christmas miracle or whatever. I'll be fine. But, maybe if you've seen where the thing went, you could tell me where so I can return the favor.

voice; primrosella December 22 2010, 04:41:07 UTC

No, I'm sorry, I'm afraid I haven't. I...was hoping to ask you the same thing, honestly--er, where it went and all, since I'm looking for it, as well.

voice; miseternity December 22 2010, 04:51:32 UTC

[ sigh of annoyance. honestly, he just wants the thing dead, he doesn't care who does it. grudgematch 2010 can wait for things he knows how to kill. ]

It got me outside of the Lux.

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voice; heelsandlaw December 22 2010, 07:34:14 UTC

Well, at least I'm not the only one the unicorn doesn't like.

voice; miseternity December 29 2010, 10:20:47 UTC

Did you get jumped in a back alley like a sorority girl after a bad party, too?

voice; heelsandlaw December 29 2010, 10:22:26 UTC

That about describes it, yes.

voice; miseternity December 29 2010, 10:23:56 UTC

Fantastic. [ it sounds more pissed than elated, for obvious reasons. he's fuming. ] Serial assault committed by a unicorn.

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child_radical December 22 2010, 17:12:47 UTC

Congratulations on your first absurd animal attack.

Also the only animal control here are those who actually know how to fight for instances like this.

so sorry for the late tag ;_; i will understand if you don't wanna backthread. miseternity December 29 2010, 10:22:18 UTC

Well, in that case, it looks like unicorns are very in this season. [ his spiteful bitterness turns to a bland kind of disinterest. ] I wonder what they charge for a twelve-gauge around here.

[voice] loisfuckinglane December 23 2010, 06:32:46 UTC

It didn't have a horn, did it?

[voice] miseternity December 29 2010, 10:22:41 UTC

That depends.

[voice] loisfuckinglane December 29 2010, 23:28:28 UTC

Actually, it was a pretty black and white question.

[voice] miseternity December 30 2010, 06:05:40 UTC

I was thinking more along the lines of it depends how much of an uptight, naysaying bitch you're feeling like today.

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