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[misfortuned]

Parts and bits are being traded 'round, it seems. Glad my bits and pieces are all intact and normal, otherwise there'd be some Gods going down. Done it before, can do it again.

Everyone's playing with themselves like no tomorrow. Just wait and see, some man turned woman is sodding well going to end up pregnant.

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[calamitousness]

Mmm I don't think so. The last time something like this happened, Medea made sure no one would get pregnant, thank Shiva.

[misfortuned]

Well, well. At least they can get something right, then. What's the point in changing everything, anyways?

[calamitousness]

Uhm, something about learning to appreciate the opposite sex. I'm not sure why, though. And it majorly sucks, 'cause my boyfriend got turned into a girl.

[misfortuned]

Men and women have lived centuries without appreciating one another. Don't see the point in changing that now.

[tinyfukutaichou]

Spikey-spikey, ya beat up gods before? I wanna know how!

[misfortuned]

Sure thing, lil'bit. First lesson's free, after that I charge.

[tinyfukutaichou]

I'm a good student, just ask Kenchan He trained me in usin' a sword an' headbuttin' fools in the nuts!

[misfortuned]

Right. Well the headbutting bit isn't going to work up against a god, but bring that sword, and we'll have lesson the first. Whenever you're ready.

[unforgivencurse]

They're trying to make us realize the other's genders problems...or something like that.

So many of us are stuck in the wrong body.

[misfortuned]

Sounds like a grand time, really. Maybe once everyone's embraced the other sex, we can all join hands around a campfire and sing.

[unforgivencurse]

...please no

As it is when they get bored those of us who have changed will hopefully go back. Once they made everyone randomly fall in love against their will...

[misfortuned]

Already gotten to experience the enjoyment of falling in love against my will. Never wish it upon anyone. Being love's bitch isn't ever something you get through with dignity intact.

[breaking_bonds]

Hopefully, they'll change us back soon. I've had enough of this.

[misfortuned]

If not, you might have to make them change you back. The prospect of being female forever is looking mighty bleak, I'm sure.

[breaking_bonds]

And I'm still waiting for someone to tell me how to attack them. However, there are things here that I can't leave, yet.

[misfortuned]

Someone'll find a way. Once your lack of a penis gets to you, m'sure you'll find all kinds of creative ways to get to them.

[vicious_black]

I'd find that most amusing, to be honest.

[misfortuned]

Because it is most amusing, love. Sit back and watch their worlds go to hell. Good show, really. I take it you weren't affected by all this hocus pocus, then?

[vicious_black]

I like your sense of humor.

No. I was lucky enough to avoid this silliness that the Gods have hit us with.

[misfortuned]

I've been told it takes a special type of lady to appreciate my humor.

We're both fortunate in that aspect, then. Care to join me in sitting back and watching this all unfold?