If football was war...

[mishbloom]

...would they really take a break at halftime?

...what happens in the event of a penalty?

...it would be a lot easier to keep track of who was fighting who!

...would the winner of the Super Bowl get to declare themselves conquerors of the world?

...what happens to the losers?

There you go.  Food for thought whilst you stuff your faces and watch

Comments

[blondeskyline]

In the event of penalty, the punishment would probably be death, I'm guessing. Huh.

I really don't get football at all.

[pallanen]

Don't feel bad for doing something "meaningless". How meaningful is watching a football game?