Personally I think this is kind of a lame one, but whatever.

At the age of thirty, you suffer a blow tot he skull. The head trauma leaves you with a rare form of partial amnesia - though you are otherwise fine, you're completely missing five years from your life. You have no memory of anything that happened between the ages of twenty-three and ( Read more... )

Ok, so because I have at least a tiny fraction of what you'd call a social life, Klosterisms will be a weekday thing. Cuz when I get back to my room around 2 am, with or without a slight buzz, the last thing I wanna be doing is typing up deep hypothetical questions, mine or Klosterman's or otherwise. AND CUZ I SAID SO. :D

Assume everything about ( Read more... )

Think of someone who is your friend (do not select your best friend, but make sure the person is someone you would classify as “considerably more than an acquaintance ( Read more... )

So apparently I haven't updated this thing since August, which is almost half a year. Scary ( Read more... )

Directions ( Read more... )

wanna see what the hell kind of demon crickets i'm dealing with?


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Dear giant crickets ( Read more... )

another new drawing! this one inspired by the show Miami Ink, and i'm actually kinda proud of this one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v343/mishmash124/drawings/tattoo.jpg

yey!

meanwhile, it's way too late to be awake...

-_-;

was bored, so i decided to look through vikkay's lj to see what surveys i could find. huzzah ( Read more... )

jones beach today was awesome. i'm still scratching sand out of my scalp. and being the dorks we are, only we would decide to play yatzee and chess on the beach. oh yeah, we're kool. :D ( Read more... )