well, shit.

[misjudges]

So the explosion happened, and suddenly, people's libidos went through the roof.

Funny circumstances call for a sense of humour, but I haven't gotten mine back yet.

Comments

[one_of_blue]

I'm sure I could help you if you helped me, little boy. ♥

[misjudges]

Fucking come again?

[warning warning. height-sensitive. time to choke a bitch.]

[one_of_red]

Such a nasty pedophile, Ao-pu.

I always did like that about you. ♥

[misjudges]

Well, shit. I'm probably older than both of you dipshits combined.

You can drop that bullshit now. ♥

[one_of_blue]

Oh, Aka-chan, I had to start somewhere with you, didn't I. I'm just trying to give the kid a head start.

[one_of_red]

Ehehe. You started with the best. ♥

Turn shorty over to me when you're done with him, then. We all know how limited you are.

[misjudges]

Got any better shit to do other than piss me off?

[one_of_blue]

I'd like to call it selective. There's no fun in letting everyone have all the fun

[one_of_red]

Selective, is it?

Naa~ Ao-pu has a weakness for short ones, is that it~?

[one_of_blue]

They're rather comfortable to fit into. Snug, just right.

The cuteness is an added bonus. You should know that, Aka-chan. So, little boy, want to play?

[misjudges]

Play. Fuck. You guys asked for it.

[one_of_red]

Ehehe. Of course we did.

Ao~pu loves playing with the children. ♥

[misjudges]

Just name the fucking place and time, so we can get this over it.

[one_of_blue]

I have enough for everyone. ♥ How about at that quaint lakeview hotel~? There's a nice playground there good enough for a cute little one like you. ♥

[one_of_red]

Look at how eager he is. You stumbled on a good one this time. ♥

[misjudges]

I'll thank you guys for the compliments. PERSONALLY.