"i try to write the music that really cool six year olds would come up with"
1. Is there anyone on your friends list you would ever consider having sex with?
do you mean AGAIN?
everyone else, if you haven't had a chance, there most likely was a reason.
i'm sure everyone else is real let down.
2. Sex in the morning, afternoon or night?
the night. i like not having to do anything afterwards for i am LAZY.
3. On which side of the bed do you sleep?
whichev.
4. Pork, beef, or chicken?
i really would love to find the faux fried chicken of my dreams.
5. Ever have to pull over on side of road to puke?
no. i just continued driving and prayed to joe strummer - OH YOUTH, HOW FOOLISH AND PATHETIC YOU LOOK IN HINDSIGHT
6. Have you ever taken your clothes off for money?
does housing count?
7. Shower or bath?
baths make me feel like passing out. then i lie on the floor when they are done, thus defeating the purpose.
8. Do you pee in the shower?
man cannot attempt to control nature.
9. Mexican or Chinese?
mexican. hands. down.
10. Do you want someone aggressive or passive in bed?
aggressive. my big mean facade is just that.
11. Do you love someone on your friends list?
maybe it is none of yr business, LIVEJOURNAL. and maybe if there are any doubts, people should...ask me?
12. Do you know all the people on your friends list?
not particularly. but such is the price we pay for unbridled 'popularity' on the internet.
13. Love or money
i will take lots of both right now, please.
lookit me, i am wasting away.
14. Credit cards or cash?
cash is harder to trace but more cumbersome.
15. Has there ever been anyone in your family you wish wasn't?
those people i just flat out pretend are not.
and it is mutual.
16. Would you rather go camping or to a 5 star hotel?
camping. what the hell can you do in a 5 star hotel? unless it has a pool. then my judgment is swayed....
17. What is the weirdest place you have had sex?
behind dumpsters. out by the mid hudson bridge. in a columbia dorm bathroom.....um...?
18. Would you shave your entire body (including your head) for money?
i practically do it now fo' FREE, why not?
plus, times iz tough now.
19. Have you ever been to a strip club?
word. its amusing and depressing at the same time.
20. Ever been to a bar?
no way, man. that shits for old white men.
21. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
oh yes. i am rowdy.
22. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
which year is the question refering to? my most recent act was the mta, carrying me under the shoulders to the r train.
23. Kissed someone of the same sex?
the beast.
24. Favorite drink?
vodka tonic. i feel tough ordering it and i can handle drinking it.
25/26/27. Had sex in a movie theater/bathroom/at work?
there are things to strive for now.
28. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
they amuse me so.
29. Bought something from an adult store?
yes. although i can never keep track of my purchases afterwards.
30. Have you been caught having sex?
if you haven't ever, i think yr just having boring sex.
31. Does anyone have naughty pics of you?
i'm not sure about someone.
32. Have you ever called someone the wrong name during sex?
no. although sometimes it is kinda hard, not gonna lie.
33. Who do you think has the guts to repost this?
REVEAL YOURSELVES, LIVEJOURNAL 'FRIENDS.' WHO AMONG YOU IS THE BRAVEST?
soon (40 minutes!) i must venture back to that apartment of sorrows and suffering and parasites to retrieve some things.
making mac and jonah do work for me and feeling awkward about it because they're doing so much already.
hopefully, we can move everything out this week, today and saturday.
where to, i have no idea so long as it is not HERE (there).
i am so nervous; my stomach doesn't feel like it has butterflies so much as it has a swarm of drunken bees.