true confusion.

[misnomah]

I opened a page of Maxim magazine while I was out.
On page 150 there was a picture of Jennifer Love Hewitt. In some very sexy black lingerie.
On page 151 there was a picture of Jack Daniels Old No. 7 Quality Tennessee Sour Mash Whiskey.
I got an erection. I'm confused as to what caused it.

Comments

[papasmurf3805]

what if it was Jennifer Love Hewitt pourin some JD all over herself :-p

[misnomah]

That's a waste of good liquor you asshole! How dare you even think it!

[firedfromlife]

There's your answer.