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New College
New college bitches. Represent. #7. -
Richmond never changes.
We from richmond. We will kick you when you down. Like if we bankin' you, please don't fall down. You will get yo' brains beat out, you will get yo' brains stomped out.
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specimen semen
I don't believe in evolution. How could a monkey evolve into a specimen as fine as me? -
goodnight
I've had dates that ended better than the 'Home Shopping Network' in bed followed by beer and pizza. But not many. -
art of ye' olde con
This story reminded me of who I once was. Read it carefully. HAW! -
leftovers
Me: "Can I borrow your car? There's nothing in the house but pasta, and I'm too fucked up to cook."
Jim: "Sure. Here's 20 bucks. Get leftovers." -
another scat refrence? you poor sod.
I'm having a shindig next weekend. Parents are out of town. I'm trying to keep it to about 10 people. Usually my parties are like the bean shits without toilet paper. Fun while you're doing it, but NO ONE wants to clean up the mess. -
6.16.05
Pride is the sin. and two bottles of 'Domaine Des Cassagnoles' down, I still can't fight it. I can only relent in the day I lost my humility. Pride protects me for my failures and destroys chances of success.
