AKA, Yaracchi was also there. :P
But sadly this report focused only at Kou.
*DIES*
The MC in the beginning:
Koichi: This is Domoto's Koichi. Although this is a concert tour after 3 years, I think we were in Yokohama arena before, audience today seems to be more than 15000 people. Is it okay to watch like this?"
He starts like this,
"People who see me the first time?"
Some people say: "Here!" and raise their hands.
Koichi: "People who see me the first time and are disappointed?"
Guest: "Here!"
Koichi: "So then, the people who choose the other, assign your tickets to fans of Arashi or something, please (laugh)"
He says jokingly.
Koichi:"The people who are across here! You don't see anything else except my butt, right? This place is so light, you almost can't see."
Koichi: "Let's talk about F1"
Audience: "Enough already~!"
Koichi: "Then, talk about Universe!"
Some people had clapped (laugh).
But it became a talk about Pan-chan.
Koichi: "It was a talk about universe but, my dog is the cutest in the universe!"
Koichi: "The people who has a dog?"
Audience: "Here!"
Koichi: "Amongst them, those who think their dog are the cutest?"
Audience: "Here!"
Koichi: "No no no. My child is the cutest. The best in the universe."
Since Kouichi appearantly took Pan to the hospital (neutered?) so she's in the dressing room.
Audience: "Eeeh, we want to see!"
Koichi: "If I ask Pan to go together, she'll get angry at me saying 'I'm not that kind of a cheap woman.'"
Koichi: "So then, back to the talk of universe... Isn't the globe amazing? As I'm saying, you can't make a flawless globe! But globes come out from old ancient times! You can't create them even now!"
Audience: "That's right, ne..."
Koichi: "I'm not Tamo-san! (laugh)" [Tamori? XDDD]
Koichi: "And then... do you know where is the center of the globe?"
Audience: "That's right, ne..."
Koichi: "The center of the globe is, at the spot of the center it becomes a globe again!" (the reporter says she doesnt really remember what he said.)
Audience: "That's right, ne..." (Omg they're so boredXD)
Koichi: "Did you really understand?"
Audience: "That's right, ne..."
Koichi: "You know, if it's about women, they say 'Talk to me~', and when I talk everyone is '(makes a face of losing interest)'.... I don't understand women, anymore...I don't need them!"
Audience: "Eeeeh?"
Koichi: "On the other hand, it doesn't mean I like men...Women like that, don't they? Like me and Tsuyoshi or something.."
Koichi: "There isn't~..Such thing..."
Koichi: "Right right. If I say the reason I started keeping a dog it's influence from women. Surely it's a woman's effect. The women who has the name 'mother'. I snatched away from her (laugh)"
AHAHAH WHAT THE HELL IS THIS AHHAHAHA